Erica Jong: Morals to be learned from Spitzer's case

[Rick Munroe]

1. Pay hookers in cash.

2. Think globally, act locally: don't cross state lines to get laid.

3. Don't use "George Fox" as a pseudonym.

4. If using a pseudonym, make up a phony address. Revealing the marital residence on Fifth Avenue is a bad idea.

5. Don't try to avoid using condoms with women named Kristin.

6. Never send cash by mail.

7. Be skeptical about institutions with sexist names like The Emperor's Club.

8. Don't yell at investment bankers on the phone.

9. If you are famous for closing prostitution "rings," don't frequent them.

10. While in public office, fuck your own wife -- unless you are in French politics.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/erica-jong/morals-to-be-drawn-from-s_b_91005.html

[ariadne1880]

Hard to disagree with any of those.

 

I'd add another. Don't ask the hooker to take the train instead of a plane since you don't want her "ball restraints" to be confiscated by the TSA.

 

Mark

[JT Brooklyn]

Rick..Definitely words to live by for every Future Politiican!

 

I still see No Reason for McGreavys Ex-Wife to be running around giving Free Advice about how Spitzer's Wife should be feeling!

 

I can definitely see why He decided MEN were the way to go! She's a real piece of work! LOL ;-)

[Guest PWIT]

>7. Be skeptical about institutions with sexist names like The

>Emperor's Club.

 

I would take one step further and say avoid escort services altogether - they are more likely to be targets for other reasons. Also, why put any extra players in the loop. The more people involved, the more chances for accidental disclosure.