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[Scott Dixon]

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/36965/

 

https://rentmasseur.com/MensMassager

 

Anyone have RECENT experience with this one? I did the search and read those posts; almost a year old.

Edited February 18, 2020 by Scott Dixon

[PaulM]

same guy....

 

https://m4m-forum.org/threads/411-on-mensmassager-in-san-diego.142990/

[preppystudent]

same guy....

 

https://m4m-forum.org/threads/411-on-mensmassager-in-san-diego.142990/

So I reached out to him today to schedule an appointment. On the phone (around 2:30pm) he says he can do 4:15pm, I say great. Then he texts and asks when we were supposed to meet - I say 4:15 and he asks if 4:30 works because he wants to have enough time to work out. I say yes and offer to have him just text me when it's 15 minutes before he's ready bc that's how far away I am. He says no worries 4:30 is perfect. I text at 4:31 saying I've arrived. I text again a few minutes later. He texts at 4:40 saying we're still on and that he's 5 minutes away. I'm starting to get uneasy but say ok whatever. In 5 minutes he's back and gives me the room number. Like the other reviewers say, his place was fairly disheveled but not totally dirty (other than the one pile of dog poop I see on the ground from a significantly underweight Frenchie that he explains is on a "fast" - you can't make this shit up). Oh, he answered the door completely naked and the image was about what I expected from his pictures - he is in phenomenal shape. So we're chatting and I'm thinking well this is probably about to be sort of a waste of money but oh well he's hot. He then explains that I need to pay up front if I want to pay electronically - despite that not being mentioned anywhere in his ad or being conveyed over the phone (and in spite of the fact that his RentMasseur ad says that if you try to pay electronically at the end and it doesn't work he will hold your phone as collateral - apparently this is because he recently did this to someone and now has a felony charge pending against him for stealing that person's phone... so now he wants to have his ad say that as justification for what he did). I explain that I'm not comfortable paying ahead of time for obvious reasons and that I've never had an issue paying electronically before. He says that he can tell our vibe is off now and we both agree I should leave because I'm uncomfortable. As I'm walking to my car, he offers to give me $20 for my gas money and wasted time if I will just come back and accept his apology. I declined. Allllllllllllll that to say, I would steer clear - he has serious time management issues and he just seems "off."

[Wanderoz]

Wow! That pile of dog poo was an omen.

[Wanderoz]

There is a parallel thread on this guy Jordan running for the last few days. Not one poster in this or any of the many previous threads reports a recent good experience with this guy. So how does he stay in business?

 

Parallel thread:

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/411-on-bodyandspirit-in-dallas.161421/#post-2017717

[BeefyDude]

I actually just called him before reading any of this. I must say his attitude on the phone was horrible and matched what others said.

 

He is very arrogant and cocky about himself and his services.

 

When I asked about his price he came back with two responses:

1) if you are asking about the price or a discount it messes with the spiritual energy between us (WTF)

2) if you see ads on RentMen they are charging here - to which I replied Yeah but you are NOT comparing the same they. They are offering sex vs. you which is a massage.

 

Another reason to like this site. Thanks for all the postings. Should have read them first (DOH)

[Massagedfw]

He’s still on his bullshit. Trying to charge $240 per session for a bed massage, pay upfront, no promises about what’s involved, unflushed toilet - he asked me to wash my hands as soon as I walked in the room, as I was doing that he thanked me for coming early and casually mentioned that his last client got sketched out and left without a massage, then asked me to pay upfront. I said “go fuck yourself” and walked out the door. How can he possibly be making any money like this??

[Wanderoz]

Oh, God! Not him again!

[Benshugo]

Saw him in NYC a couple years ago, he took a $50 deposit, and offered some sort of discount too for calling first or something, and I tipped appropriately, but he definitely was hoping for more, in the end I think I paid a bit over $200 for a 1 hr massage which is pretty high. He definitely had a cocky attitude about himself, but the situation where he had to sneak clients into some sublet while he was there wasn't very charming. He's definitely hot and a decent person, just not my cup of tea and very expensive.

[Massagedfw]

On 8/9/2021 at 1:40 PM, Benshugo said:

Saw him in NYC a couple years ago, he took a $50 deposit, and offered some sort of discount too for calling first or something, and I tipped appropriately, but he definitely was hoping for more, in the end I think I paid a bit over $200 for a 1 hr massage which is pretty high. He definitely had a cocky attitude about himself, but the situation where he had to sneak clients into some sublet while he was there wasn't very charming. He's definitely hot and a decent person, just not my cup of tea and very expensive.

I just think he’s a megalomaniac sociopath. Yes he has good abs but he brings pretty much nothing else to the table - plus his condescension when describing his services (eg basically berating me for viewing a table v bed massage in an “outdated duality” whatever that means) is so off-putting. I get that he’s just trying to make a buck and scam people, but he’s gonna have to up his game if he wants to not be homeless or in prison soon.