A FRIDAY FUNNY-WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

[jackhammer91406]

What causes arthritis?

 

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

 

The priest wanting to teach this man a little lesson replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, Being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes & lack of a bath"

 

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," Then returned to his paper.

 

 

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

 

 

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

[Guest novabear22031]

ROFL!!!! Thanks

[Guest ncm2169]

BIG smile here!! :+ :+

[+ deej]

<chuckle>

 

That's something I would actually do/say.

 

There is occasionally value in looking like an old perv. ;-)