411 - Dylan/NERDwBigHands

[+ 7829V]

26 minutes ago, azdr0710 said:

no, I think he headed to Mexico City only yesterday......

I guess for gay pride. The parade is this weekend down there  

[+ BlueSky]

Does anyone know if he still charges $150 when he is in CDMX?  That seems high for most of Mexico but I'm sure CDMX has the highest prices.

[uclablueyes]

I second what everybody has said here. It’s a fantastic experience. If you are into getting a great glutes massage this is the guy to visit. Wow. 

[Mercury]

Is he back in Los Angeles?

[+ azdr0710]

2 hours ago, Mercury said:

Is he back in Los Angeles?

https://rentmasseur.com/NERDwBigHands

[Mercury]

2 hours ago, azdr0710 said:

https://rentmasseur.com/NERDwBigHands

Thank you! I see there is a short window to book him in LA!

[Greentea845]

Any recent experience with Dylan 

[Yoyohey]

He is great, but told me that while in LA he does only out calls.

Edited December 19, 2022 by Yoyohey

[+ Billsboy4]

One of the best massages.  I recommend 90 minutes because 60 minutes isn't enough.  He's very handsome and sweet.

[ttowntrev]

I saw him yesterday in Phoenix. Yeah he’s way hot. 10/10 experience!

[Frankcal]

I’m seeing him Friday again!

[dutchal]

Wish he would come back to NYC!

[superben]

My suggestion is to ALWAYS ask for clear face and body pictures before meeting with any provider. Additionally, the experiences that other clients share on this forum might give you a good indication about the services provided by the masseur, but you should always take them with a grain of salt because what works for other people might not work for you. For those who don't have time to read my full report, here is a summary:

Was my experience with Dylan good? Yes, but it wasn't the "incredible" experience that other users shared on this forum. I have met with masseurs who provide a truly incredible sensual massage and in my opinion are much more attractive.

Is Dylan a friendly guy? Yes, 100%.

Will I repeat? Unfortunately, I don't think so.

Here are the reasons why I wouldn't repeat:

1) Dylan asked me to message him as soon as I parked in front of the Airbnb he was renting. I arrived 5 minutes before my appointment, parked and texted him to let him know that I was there. I didn't hear back from him for at least 15 minutes. While I was sitting and waiting in my car, I saw a guy walking out of Dylan's apartment. He had parked right in front of me and was obviously a client. The BIG problem is that I knew the guy. He is a coworker, is married and has kids. So much for privacy respect! As soon as my coworker got in his car and left, I received a text from Dylan saying that he was ready for me and I could walk in. I understand that traveling masseurs try to schedule as many appointments as they can, but they should at least have the decency to schedule a 15-minute break in between sessions so clients don't run into each other when they walk in and out.

2) As soon as I walked in, I was very disappointed. It was obvious to me that the pics on Dylan's rentmasseur profile were fake. He looked nothing like them. I know this is subjective, but I don't think he is good-looking. He is not in good shape right now and the long earrings he's wearing make him very effeminate. Not my thing. 

3) The sensual massage was good, but not as incredible as some users described. Maybe he was tired from the previous appointment with my coworker?!

4) When I booked the appointment, he agreed to include a prostate massage. I invested almost an hour to prepare for it before our appointment and was really looking forward to it. Well, he doesn't provide a real prostate massage. It's a "pseudo" prostate massage. I have had real prostate massages in the past with other masseurs, so I was very disappointed in that regard.

4) Speaking of sensual, he is clearly "inflated" with saline injections down there, which was another turnoff for me on top of the long feminine earrings.     

  

[+ Just Sayin]

6 minutes ago, superben said:

My suggestion is to ALWAYS ask for clear face and body pictures before meeting with any provider. Additionally, the experiences that other clients share on this forum might give you a good indication about the services provided by the masseur, but you should always take them with a grain of salt because what works for other people might not work for you. For those who don't have time to read my full report, here is a summary:

Was my experience with Dylan good? Yes, but it wasn't the "incredible" experience that other users shared on this forum. I have met with masseurs who provide a truly incredible sensual massage and in my opinion are much more attractive.

Is Dylan a friendly guy? Yes, 100%.

Will I repeat? Unfortunately, I don't think so.

Here are the reasons why I wouldn't repeat:

1) Dylan asked me to message him as soon as I parked in front of the Airbnb he was renting. I arrived 5 minutes before my appointment, parked and texted him to let him know that I was there. I didn't hear back from him for at least 15 minutes. While I was sitting and waiting in my car, I saw a guy walking out of Dylan's apartment. He had parked right in front of me and was obviously a client. The BIG problem is that I knew the guy. He is a coworker, is married and has kids. So much for privacy respect! As soon as my coworker got in his car and left, I received a text from Dylan saying that he was ready for me and I could walk in. I understand that traveling masseurs try to schedule as many appointments as they can, but they should at least have the decency to schedule a 15-minute break in between sessions so clients don't run into each other when they walk in and out.

2) As soon as I walked in, I was very disappointed. It was obvious to me that the pics on Dylan's rentmasseur profile were fake. He looked nothing like them. I know this is subjective, but I don't think he is good-looking. He is not in good shape right now and the long earrings he's wearing make him very effeminate. Not my thing. 

3) The sensual massage was good, but not as incredible as some users described. Maybe he was tired from the previous appointment with my coworker?!

4) When I booked the appointment, he agreed to include a prostate massage. I invested almost an hour to prepare for it before our appointment and was really looking forward to it. Well, he doesn't provide a real prostate massage. It's a "pseudo" prostate massage. I have had real prostate massages in the past with other masseurs, so I was very disappointed in that regard.

4) Speaking of sensual, he is clearly "inflated" with saline injections down there, which was another turnoff for me on top of the long feminine earrings.     

  

@superben, are you certain you have the right guy?  it doesn't sound like the Dylan I last saw in August

[superben]

Just now, Just Sayin said:

@superben, are you certain you have the right guy?  it doesn't sound like the Dylan I last saw in August

Yes, it was him.

NERDwBigHands - Male Massage & Bodywork in Mexico City, Mexico | RentMasseur

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Gay Masseur NERDwBigHands in Mexico City, Mexico offering a wide range of massages ⭐ experienced in therapeutic, sensual, erotic, swedish, hotStone...

 

[+ azdr0710]

45 minutes ago, superben said:

My suggestion is to ALWAYS ask for clear face and body pictures before meeting with any provider. Additionally, the experiences that other clients share on this forum might give you a good indication about the services provided by the masseur, but you should always take them with a grain of salt because what works for other people might not work for you. For those who don't have time to read my full report, here is a summary:

Was my experience with Dylan good? Yes, but it wasn't the "incredible" experience that other users shared on this forum. I have met with masseurs who provide a truly incredible sensual massage and in my opinion are much more attractive.

Is Dylan a friendly guy? Yes, 100%.

Will I repeat? Unfortunately, I don't think so.

Here are the reasons why I wouldn't repeat:

1) Dylan asked me to message him as soon as I parked in front of the Airbnb he was renting. I arrived 5 minutes before my appointment, parked and texted him to let him know that I was there. I didn't hear back from him for at least 15 minutes. While I was sitting and waiting in my car, I saw a guy walking out of Dylan's apartment. He had parked right in front of me and was obviously a client. The BIG problem is that I knew the guy. He is a coworker, is married and has kids. So much for privacy respect! As soon as my coworker got in his car and left, I received a text from Dylan saying that he was ready for me and I could walk in. I understand that traveling masseurs try to schedule as many appointments as they can, but they should at least have the decency to schedule a 15-minute break in between sessions so clients don't run into each other when they walk in and out.

2) As soon as I walked in, I was very disappointed. It was obvious to me that the pics on Dylan's rentmasseur profile were fake. He looked nothing like them. I know this is subjective, but I don't think he is good-looking. He is not in good shape right now and the long earrings he's wearing make him very effeminate. Not my thing. 

3) The sensual massage was good, but not as incredible as some users described. Maybe he was tired from the previous appointment with my coworker?!

4) When I booked the appointment, he agreed to include a prostate massage. I invested almost an hour to prepare for it before our appointment and was really looking forward to it. Well, he doesn't provide a real prostate massage. It's a "pseudo" prostate massage. I have had real prostate massages in the past with other masseurs, so I was very disappointed in that regard.

4) Speaking of sensual, he is clearly "inflated" with saline injections down there, which was another turnoff for me on top of the long feminine earrings.     

  

What a strange report. I've never experienced any of this in meets with Dylan. This is the first negative comment on him I've ever seen and I'm wondering if there is more to the story.  

[superben]

9 minutes ago, azdr0710 said:

What a strange report. I've never experienced any of this in meets with Dylan. This is the first negative comment on him I've ever seen and I'm wondering if there is more to the story.  

There is really nothing else to the story. He probably scheduled too many clients in a row without taking any breaks and he certainly didn't deliver. 😢

Just out of curiosity, did you run into his previous client when you walked in? Did he look like his pictures when you met him? Was he wearing long feminine earrings with a cross? Did you also feel his wooden testicles full of saline during the sensual part of the session?

Edited November 21, 2024 by superben

[tumblsf]

54 minutes ago, superben said:

My suggestion is to ALWAYS ask for clear face and body pictures before meeting with any provider. Additionally, the experiences that other clients share on this forum might give you a good indication about the services provided by the masseur, but you should always take them with a grain of salt because what works for other people might not work for you. For those who don't have time to read my full report, here is a summary:

Was my experience with Dylan good? Yes, but it wasn't the "incredible" experience that other users shared on this forum. I have met with masseurs who provide a truly incredible sensual massage and in my opinion are much more attractive.

Is Dylan a friendly guy? Yes, 100%.

Will I repeat? Unfortunately, I don't think so.

Here are the reasons why I wouldn't repeat:

1) Dylan asked me to message him as soon as I parked in front of the Airbnb he was renting. I arrived 5 minutes before my appointment, parked and texted him to let him know that I was there. I didn't hear back from him for at least 15 minutes. While I was sitting and waiting in my car, I saw a guy walking out of Dylan's apartment. He had parked right in front of me and was obviously a client. The BIG problem is that I knew the guy. He is a coworker, is married and has kids. So much for privacy respect! As soon as my coworker got in his car and left, I received a text from Dylan saying that he was ready for me and I could walk in. I understand that traveling masseurs try to schedule as many appointments as they can, but they should at least have the decency to schedule a 15-minute break in between sessions so clients don't run into each other when they walk in and out.

2) As soon as I walked in, I was very disappointed. It was obvious to me that the pics on Dylan's rentmasseur profile were fake. He looked nothing like them. I know this is subjective, but I don't think he is good-looking. He is not in good shape right now and the long earrings he's wearing make him very effeminate. Not my thing. 

3) The sensual massage was good, but not as incredible as some users described. Maybe he was tired from the previous appointment with my coworker?!

4) When I booked the appointment, he agreed to include a prostate massage. I invested almost an hour to prepare for it before our appointment and was really looking forward to it. Well, he doesn't provide a real prostate massage. It's a "pseudo" prostate massage. I have had real prostate massages in the past with other masseurs, so I was very disappointed in that regard.

4) Speaking of sensual, he is clearly "inflated" with saline injections down there, which was another turnoff for me on top of the long feminine earrings.     

  

Wow thanks. Saline is a huge no for me, as it just grosses me out frankly (no judgement). Saved me some cash here

[justanotherguy]

I saw Dylan recently too, and some of my experience lines up with Superben while other parts were different. For context, I'd seen him before when he lived in LA. That was pre-covid, so it's been a while, but he still looked the same as I had remembered. I thought he was a good looking guy back then, and I'd say that my opinion still stands now. I didn't mind the long earring.

The massage was more relaxing than the deep tissue I had last time. I really enjoyed myself, and I was very satisfied afterward. The saline thing was a little strange, but it didn't detract at all from my enjoyment.

No issues about seeing other clients or anything like that. I arrived a couple of minutes early, and left right on time. No problem. I guess this is the classic example of experiences varying, and I would see him again if our schedules lined up.

[Frankcal]

4 hours ago, superben said:

My suggestion is to ALWAYS ask for clear face and body pictures before meeting with any provider. Additionally, the experiences that other clients share on this forum might give you a good indication about the services provided by the masseur, but you should always take them with a grain of salt because what works for other people might not work for you. For those who don't have time to read my full report, here is a summary:

Was my experience with Dylan good? Yes, but it wasn't the "incredible" experience that other users shared on this forum. I have met with masseurs who provide a truly incredible sensual massage and in my opinion are much more attractive.

Is Dylan a friendly guy? Yes, 100%.

Will I repeat? Unfortunately, I don't think so.

Here are the reasons why I wouldn't repeat:

1) Dylan asked me to message him as soon as I parked in front of the Airbnb he was renting. I arrived 5 minutes before my appointment, parked and texted him to let him know that I was there. I didn't hear back from him for at least 15 minutes. While I was sitting and waiting in my car, I saw a guy walking out of Dylan's apartment. He had parked right in front of me and was obviously a client. The BIG problem is that I knew the guy. He is a coworker, is married and has kids. So much for privacy respect! As soon as my coworker got in his car and left, I received a text from Dylan saying that he was ready for me and I could walk in. I understand that traveling masseurs try to schedule as many appointments as they can, but they should at least have the decency to schedule a 15-minute break in between sessions so clients don't run into each other when they walk in and out.

2) As soon as I walked in, I was very disappointed. It was obvious to me that the pics on Dylan's rentmasseur profile were fake. He looked nothing like them. I know this is subjective, but I don't think he is good-looking. He is not in good shape right now and the long earrings he's wearing make him very effeminate. Not my thing. 

3) The sensual massage was good, but not as incredible as some users described. Maybe he was tired from the previous appointment with my coworker?!

4) When I booked the appointment, he agreed to include a prostate massage. I invested almost an hour to prepare for it before our appointment and was really looking forward to it. Well, he doesn't provide a real prostate massage. It's a "pseudo" prostate massage. I have had real prostate massages in the past with other masseurs, so I was very disappointed in that regard.

4) Speaking of sensual, he is clearly "inflated" with saline injections down there, which was another turnoff for me on top of the long feminine earrings.     

  

Does not sound like Dylan at all.  It’s a pretty common name perhaps that’s the issue.  My experiences with him have all been very positive. 

[Frankcal]

3 hours ago, superben said:

There is really nothing else to the story. He probably scheduled too many clients in a row without taking any breaks and he certainly didn't deliver. 😢

Just out of curiosity, did you run into his previous client when you walked in? Did he look like his pictures when you met him? Was he wearing long feminine earrings with a cross? Did you also feel his wooden testicles full of saline during the sensual part of the session?

I’m a nurse and I can confirm he does not have wooden testicles!

[superben]

1 hour ago, Frankcal said:

I’m a nurse and I can confirm he does not have wooden testicles!

LOL Another user that recently met with him just confirmed that my report was accurate, didn't you read their post right before yours? And yes, he definitely injects saline into his testicles to make them bigger. It doesn't take a nurse to realize that. 

Look, I have nothing against Dylan. He is really a nice guy. There's no need to get salty and question my experience just because yours was better than mine. I went into my appointment with Dylan thinking that I was going to have the incredible experience other users reported, but unfortunately I didn't. A bunch of things didn't sit well with me and I am happy to share them so other users don't fall into my same trap: clients running into each other while walking in and out of his apartment, the fake pictures, the fake prostate massage, the saline balls. Some of these things might not be a problem for other clients. They are a problem for me.   

Edited November 21, 2024 by superben

[buckshot]

met him yesterday, was surprised that he brought table, he does wear long earring, didnt bother me, he doesnt have 6 pack perfect physique, but i would say still in good shape and broad shoulders, however the beard did bother me a bit lol, not sure about his testicles, he had underwear on but dick out, almost stayed hard the entire time, personally im not a huge fan of glute massages, he spent like 45 mins working on glutes and thighs, i think i actually enjoyed it this time?  went a little over 60 mins, and for 150 an hour i think i would repeat

[jwomack]

Meeting Nerd tomorrow.  Can’t wait.  Saw him last summer when he visited and it was awesome.  Magic touch!

[jwomack]

On 12/3/2024 at 3:33 PM, jwomack said:

Meeting Nerd tomorrow.  Can’t wait.  Saw him last summer when he visited and it was awesome.  Magic touch!

Thank you Dylan for a great and sensual massage.Look forward to your next trip to NC.