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Guest TorontoJared
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That looks like fun! Of course, a real one is always so much better!! Nothing can replace getting fucked by a real dick!!!

Guest TorontoJared
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That looks like fun! Of course, a real one is always so much better!! Nothing can replace getting fucked by a real dick!!!

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>That looks like fun!

 

Oh, I REALLY need to meet you! ;-)

 

>Nothing can replace getting fucked by a real dick!!!

 

But the machine never needs Viagra. Six to one, half dozen to the other.

 

LOL

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>That looks like fun!

 

Oh, I REALLY need to meet you! ;-)

 

>Nothing can replace getting fucked by a real dick!!!

 

But the machine never needs Viagra. Six to one, half dozen to the other.

 

LOL

Guest zipperzone
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Now how am I going to explain this to airport security as I take it onboard as my hand luggage?

Guest zipperzone
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Now how am I going to explain this to airport security as I take it onboard as my hand luggage?

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Made of medium density fibre board. So we get someone in the 250, 300 pound range that buys this thing, and they start working it hard, then it breaks, and causes some pretty good cuts, what do you tell the paramedics or people at emergency?

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