Adult Sheep Finder

[Rick Munroe]

I guess the escort market in New Zealand is scarce... :o

 

http://adultsheepfinder.com/

[Guest n2colour]

Time to thin the herd, again, it appears. Both varieties. (Off topic - did you know that New Zealand's sheep are major polluters? New Zealand is a significant producer of methane thanks to all those sheep.) :+

[Traveler North]

When I was in New Zealand, I learned there were 19 varieties of sheep, all of which were shown when I visited a sheep farm. There are sheep everywhere, many more sheep that people. If they are polluters, New Zealand has a real problem. x( x( x(

[Guest RandyRon]

Senior citizens are also major polluters because of the methane. Otherwise, why would they call us "Old Farts?" :+

[AdamSmith]

People in the north of England like to joke that sheep near the Scottish border tend to be blue-eyed.

 

...but seriously -- where is the site for stoats?!

[KMEM]

I realize jokes are hard to tell on the MB, but I couldn't resist.

 

This is an old joke about a ventriloquist who visited a farm. As the farmer and his family were showing the ventriloquist around, they were all amazed as various farm animals began to speak. The chickens had complaints about the food and working conditions. The pigs wanted more food. As they approached the milking barn, the farm hand, who had been eavesdropping and getting more and more agitated as he heard more and more animals speak, finally couldn't stand it any more. He rushed up and broke into the gathering and their conversation and said, " I don't care what she says, you shouldn't believe a word that pretty heifer on the end there has to say".

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[AdamSmith]

>" I don't care what she says, you shouldn't believe a

>word that pretty heifer on the end there has to say".

 

LOL

 

Talk about animal husbandry!