Caption this?

[EXPAT]

http://www.queerclick.com/images/ct_040207.jpg

[Lankypeters]

Why zip, zip, zip when one zip will do it?

 

Lankypeters

[valentino11]

Syphhlis hurts

[SAdler]

Ms. Coco Peru:

"Have you ever gotten gonorrhea Gabriel? It burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrns!"

~Trick

[valentino11]

shit !! I meant to say gonorrhea !! I dont think sypphilis is a burning std

[SAdler]

>I dont think sypphilis

>is a burning std

 

Thankfully (knock on wood) I'm able to say from personal experience that I don't know. But from the endless Health courses they're implementing into general education these days at both the highschool and college level, I can say with a degree of certainty that it...

 

(a) varies from person to person

(b) like all urethral stds CAN burn but doesn't always

© depends how much cranberry and hydration you allow yourself

(d) is something to avoid at all costs so WRAP IT UP!

[valentino11]

thanks :-)

 

dude are your legs behind your head ?

[SAdler]

Nice to meet you Val Welcome to the boards -- yes

 

Next time I get to NYC I'll get my legs behind my head and you can hold me up with those boulder arms ... should make for one hell of a photo shoot

[Rick Munroe]

>dude are your legs behind your head ?

 

Not many people know this, but that was the original working title for "Dude, Where's My Car?" (It was changed when they realized that Ashton Kutcher just didn't have the flexibility.)

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/Dude_Wheres_My_Car_movie.jpg/200px-Dude_Wheres_My_Car_movie.jpg

[valentino11]

that was pretty funny :-)

[valentino11]

thank you Scott ( thought your first name was Sadler at first and thought what is wrong with this kid :-)

 

truthfully i love photo shoots like that. i had one with this girl who was doing all sorts of things to make me hold her up and hang from my arms and sit on my shoulders

 

also keep up the comments about my "boulder arms" i love that shit!!

 

btw thats a very cool pic im gonna try to do a cool one like that next time

[SAdler]

>also keep up the comments about my "boulder arms" i love that

>shit!!

 

If your calves match your enormous honeydew biceps I'll be yours forever

 

How's that work for ya?

[valentino11]

nothing is as big as my biceps, except for my back and my delts/traps

 

i got a pic of my calves somewhere here but its not that good, but im all about giving people what they want :-)

 

 

 

http://www.ricanmuscle.com/images/calve.jpg

[valentino11]

actrually they look much better than this in real life - ill hook u up in a day or two with a good pic

 

http://www.ricanmuscle.com/images/lower_body.jpg

[mercury40]

HOT SEX! or Aladdin's cock.

 

>http://www.queerclick.com/images/ct_040207.jpg

>

[Samai139]

What a great way to call up "Jeannie."

[Louis]

If you put a plug up your ass,

you will have to burn off the gas..:-)

[Louis]

If you put a plug up your ass,

you will have to burn off the gas..:-)