Doped up masseur.

[tchm]

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/22947/

 

Watch out for this guy. He was nude with great bod but I think he was high as the proverbial kite when I saw him. He was talking a mile a minute about his travels and how he met this Indian guy in Bali with a giant cock that could hardly fit in his mouth. The massage started well enough. But halfway through, he laid on top of me for a long time making this snorting and groaning sound and felt like he was having an epileptic seizure. I had to ask him if he was alright. He slurred he was ok. At one point while he was rubbing my foot, he fell asleep half lying on the table and he was actually snoring. He pulled on my right arm so hard it actually hurt. He apologized. He tried the extras but I was so weirded out at this point that there was no way it`s gonna happen. I got dressed and got out of there in a hurry. My weirdest experience so far. LOL.

[+ nycman]

Sounds messy.

 

And funny.

 

Thanks for the warning!

[Guest InthePines]

I'm sorry that happened to you. You were right to post. I've had that similar experience recently and it's even more concerning when it's happening in your home.

[+ E.T.Bass]

Sorry to hear about the weird experience. I hope everything turns out OK for him.

[Mr. Jones]

Bummer that happened. Good storytelling though!

[+ LS299B]

This is why we love this message board! Thanks for sharing tchm!

[buckshot1000]

Wow, what a story.

Yes, this fits into the "Weird massage experience" bucket.

[+ EVdude]

I'm sorry that happened to you. You were right to post. I've had that similar experience recently and it's even more concerning when it's happening in your home.

I feel you. It was a similar incident that ended my days of having masseurs in my home.

Edited April 1, 2019 by EVdude

[big dale]

There's a worst massage ever thread somewhere around here that I feel like you should add this to! =)

 

Side note: your warning might go further if you are willing to edit the title of this thread to include the masseur name and/or city.

[Guest InthePines]

I feel you. It was a similar incident that ended my days of having masseurs in home.

 

I'm considering it.

[tchm]

I've fortunately not had too many weird massage experiences, but when I do, it goes without saying that I never will return, and they are the most eager for you to arrange another visit before you go!

 

So true. He texted me afterwards thanking and hoping to see me again. Not sure if that's him or the drug talking.

[seaguy206]

I had a similar experience a few years ago with a masseur in San Francisco. I had seen him previously, and was aware that he like to get high sometimes before a massage, but thought it was mainly to get himself relaxed and in the mood. But one time he was clearly super high, and there were times when it seemed like he fell asleep standing up as if I had hit the "pause" button. Really odd. But he was a pretty good masseur and offered nice extras, so I did see him again once or twice.

[Ajac]

Yep been there done that lol. My story is on the worst experience thread. As long as you get away unharmed they make great anecdotes.

[N8tivesd]

Do many masseurs change their online name very often? I was reading his reviews and almost every review is to a different name.

[niceandthick]

Do many masseurs change their online name very often? I was reading his reviews and almost every review is to a different name.

 

When a provider changes their name from Alexitre, Alex, Alexei...those variations are only to avoid search matches...not to protect their family/career.