Vanity Fair- Hollywood Issue

[+ Lucky]

I rarely buy magazines, but today I rented a pickup truck and got the new March issue of Vanity Fair. A local contractor lent me his forklift to get it into the house, and I have been perusing the pages and came up with a question.

 

But first, there are some hot models in there! I thought my favorite was the flamenco dancer on page 293, but then I saw the Prada guy on page 313. He ruled until I hit the Guess ad on page 365...Ultimately I did settle on the flamenco dancer, Joaquin Cortes, shown here in a different pic (and, hopefully, not a little red x):

http://caracas.eluniversal.com/2005/06/01/01358aa1.jpg

 

But back to my question. The Calvin Klein jeans ads. The boy featured there looks like he could be Axl Rose's grandson. In the third of the four photos of him his dick is clearly visible. My question: Do you think it is at rest, or has this boy been fluffed?

 

BTW, there are a couple of hot photos of Ashton Kutcher in the issue as well.

 

If the VF issue is too heavy for you, try GQ with Jake Gyllenhall on the cover. There are some hot pix there, too. Hunky NFL star Shawn Merriman is showing a hint of dick in his shirtless pic, the article on shirts features a really hot model, and the Dolce & Gabbana ad is a homosexual's dream!

[Guest zipperzone]

How can you live without buying magazines?

 

I am addicted and probably on average buy five a week. I think they give a much truer picture of our culture today than TV or movies.

[+ Lucky]

"How can you live without buying magazines?"

 

Well, I can't get that forkflift everyday! Actually, as a practicing homosexual, I should get more since I like the ads so much! Now, go look at VF and tell me if that dick has been fluffed! Thanks!

[+ Lucky]

Apparently none of the 634,517 active memebrs here actuallly subscribe to Vanity Fair, nor was anyone tempted to slip a peek at the Calvin Klein ads at the drugstore over the weekend.

 

So, I will have to vote without you. I think he has been fluffed!

[Guest zipperzone]

>Apparently none of the 634,517 active memebrs here actuallly

>subscribe to Vanity Fair, nor was anyone tempted to slip a

>peek at the Calvin Klein ads at the drugstore over the

>weekend.

>

>So, I will have to vote without you. I think he has been

>fluffed!

 

Actually I DO subscribe to VF...... but it is usually on the shelf at the supermarket a good week before my mailed copy arrives.

 

And what really pisses me off is that when VF prints an issue that they think will be a hot seller, they often cut many of their subscription customers and place more on the shelves. They very "graciously" extend your subscription by one month to make up for the one they didn't mail you.

 

I think this policy sucks. In other words, they gladly peddle their not-so-hot issues to you but you are persona non gratis for the good stuf. It should be against the law! Maybe it is, but who knows and who has the time to do anything about it.

[Lankypeters]

Speaking of magazine eye candy, check out the picture of Adam Lowry facing p. 49 in the 2/19-26 issue of the New Yorker. Stunning. For me, husband material. Any 411 on his beauty?

 

 

 

Lankypeters

[Lookin]

> The Calvin Klein jeans ads. The boy featured there looks like he could be Axl Rose's grandson. In the third of the four photos of him his dick is clearly visible. My question: Do you think it is at rest, or has this boy been fluffed?

 

 

OK, just made it through to the Calvin Klein ads, and I think you're right on. The kid has been fluffed. Not only is there a barely discernible wet spot at the tip of the object in question, but just under his right pocket is a faint handprint. There's no outline of a wedding ring, as far as I can see, so it may have been one of our guys doing the job.

 

When I was studying in Paris to become a fluffeur, we were taught never to leave any signs of our - er - handiwork. So either they couldn't afford a pro (unlikely), or they left a few clues behind on purpose, just to create a buzz.

 

Looks like it worked. ;-)

[+ Hoover42]

I finally obtained my copy of the March Vanity Fair, and I have to agree with you; I think the CK model has been fluffed!

 

Too bad they didn't fluff the guy on page 155.

 

Never mind, just send him to me, I'll be glad to do the job.

 

...Hoover

[+ Lucky]

Finally! Some red-blooded homos here! I was beginning to think I was the only one interested in an engorged penis on a cute model!

[Lookin]

Vive l'engorgement!

[Louis]

"Vive l'engorgement!"

Looking you always know exactly what to say and when to say it..:-)

[Lookin]

Mercí, Louis, but “Vive l’engorgement!” was actually the motto of my alma mater, l’École Technique pour le Fleuffer et la Fluffeuse Internationale. It was embroidered on the velvet kneepads presented to every graduate at the Commencement Ball.

 

Each year, the final exam consisted of bringing a guest volunteer to a full rampant erection, under lights identical to those used in fashion photography. The year I graduated, our special guest was J. Howard Marshall, who had just celebrated his 88th birthday, and was a willing, although quite challenging, volunteer. My, how we students huffed and puffed to earn our diplomas that year! Soon after, of course, he met Anna Nicole, and did not return the following year. I understand, however, that Hugh Heffner was an outstanding replacement, and that graduates from that year’s class are in high demand throughout the industry and worldwide.

 

Ah, les mémoires!