Unoriginal joke alert

[Lookin]

< Since it has now been declared inappropriate to pass on jokes that you have not originally authored . . .

 

 

Is it still OK to piss on jokes that you have not originally authored?

 

 

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/thepillz/pee-animated-1.gif http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/thepillz/pee-animated-1.gif

 

 

PS: Does anyone know if he’s inside pissing out, or outside pissing in? Now that there are two of them, it may make a difference . . .

[AdamSmith]

Aboriginal joke alert

 

Jokes are pissed on; stones are passed on.

 

...not that this answers your question!

[Lookin]

RE: Aboriginal joke alert

 

> Jokes are pissed on; stones are passed on.

 

> ...not that this answers your question!

 

 

Not that this questions your answer, but the Maori were known to construct communal latrines on rocky slopes outside the aboriginal villages. And there, I understand, jokes were sometimes passed on as the stones were pissed on.

 

Lending credence to this view was an early piece of aboriginal graffiti, translated as: “Do not splash upon my shoe, or up your butt goes a didgeridoo.”

 

http://aboriginalart.com.au/images/dg_p8_sm.gif

[AdamSmith]

Sweathog alert

 

>Lending credence to this view was an early piece of aboriginal

>graffiti, translated as: “Do not splash upon my shoe, or up

>your butt goes a didgeridoo.”

 

Aha! You just traced lineal descent of “Welcome Back, Kotter”’s Sweathogs:

 

“In my high school, when you didn’t like someone, you ‘ranked’ them. This generally consisted of telling them to shove some inert object up a bodily orifice. The most common rank was, ‘Up your hole with a Mello-Roll,’ a brand of ice cream treat.

 

“The more you disliked someone, the bigger the object. When people ranked on Arnold Horshack, the objects were things like the Empire State Building… the Louisiana Purchase…”

 

(approximate reconstruction from memory of routine from “Holes and Mello-Rolls,” record of Gabriel Kaplan’s stand-up act)