THE VIEW told me it's Betty White's birthday. Those bitches lied!!!

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97... Mazel Tov!

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OOPS! They said on THE VIEW this morning that it's her birthday, but it's actually next Tuesday. My Bad! (Actually, THE VIEW's Bad!)

 

“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that — it’s got to be funny.”

 

“Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.”

[RM]

If you want to celebrate today, it's Benjamin Franklin's birthday and my mom's birthday.

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If you want to celebrate today, it's Benjamin Franklin's birthday and my mom's birthday.

Give your mom my best wishes.

 

Ben Franklin, however, is dead to me.

[+ Robster]

Today actually is Betty White's birthday. Michelle Obama's too!

 

Rob

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