fun quotes from a friend...

[+ Tom Isern]

> If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in sick to work: "Hello.

> Can't work today, still queer." ~ Robin Tyler

>

> I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have

> to tell your mother. ~ Charles Pierce

>

> "Dear Abby," In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple

> was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to

> improve the quality of the neighbourhood. 'You could move.' ~ Abigail

> Van Buren.

>

> The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that

> the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we

> are homosexual instead of running off to Canada. ~ Lorne Bloch

>

> Why can't they have gay people in the army?

> Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s

> going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

> ~ Jon Stewart

>

> My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out

> there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~ Rita Mae

> Brown

>

> Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death

> say they are afraid of homosexuals.

> Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as

> weapons. ~ Letter to the Editor, The Advocate

>

> You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to

> be able to shoot straight. ~ Barry Goldwater

>

> Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men

> holding guns than holding hands? ~ Ernest Gaines

>

> My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it

> were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and

> horror. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

>

> Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

> ~ Author Unknown

>

> If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should

> be called "ecstatic." ~ Shelly Roberts

>

> My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she

> thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it.

> ~ Amanda Bearse

>

> It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality.

> It's like disapproving of rain.... ~ Francis Maude

>

> The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.... ~ Rita Mae

> Brown

>

> The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362

> admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't

> love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~ Lynn

> Lavner

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