A short joke for 8/16/18 -- and a bonus

[bnm73]

First, the bad short joke:

 

You can't explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally.

 

And the bonus is a math limerick I learned back in my high school algebra class.

 

 

A dozen, a gross, a score

plus three time the square root of four

divided by seven

plus five times eleven

is nine squared -- not a bit more.

 

If you do the math correctly, you find that the equation is true.

Edited August 16, 2018 by bnm73