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well it's come to that point in my life where I still get hard, but not as hard as I used to. Am thinking about enhancing my experience with viagra.

 

I tried the link here on M4M but it doesn't work. Can someone recommend a reputable site for Viagra online?

 

Thanks!

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Not exactly on point, but.. :-)

 

A woman walks into her sex therapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover and they never have sex any more, and asks what to do about it.

 

The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viagra that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the Viagra worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills.

 

The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills.

 

The therapist says she doesn't know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen if she gave her husband the rest of the bottle. The therapist says she doesn't know; it's a new drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle could do to a person. Anyway, the woman leaves the therapist's office and puts the rest of the bottle of pills in the husband's morning coffee.

 

A week later, a boy walks into the therapist's office and says: "Are you the moron who gave my mother a bottle of Viagra?"

 

"Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?"

 

"Well, mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass hurts, and dad's sitting in the corner going "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."

 

BG

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OK

 

When Reagan was in the White House, he was having a little trouble pleasing Nancy. So he went to the senior senator from SC, Strom Thurmond who in his eighties was still fathering children.

 

Reagan asked "Sperm" how he was able to still perform? His secret was shared. . . . before getting into bed, he whipped it out, whacked it 7 times on the bedpost, and all was good.

 

That night Ron decided to give it a try. Whipped it out. . . 7 times on the bed post, when to his surprise Nancy rolled over and said, "is that you Strom?"

 

I've whacked it too. . . but doesn't work.

 

So back to the subject at hand!

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Guest Jesse Dane

>I ordered on line once and then decided that the cost was so

>out of line that I would swallow my pride and ask my

>physician. He didn't bat an eye. Simply wrote the

>prescription with six refills.

 

 

Yeah, getting it through your physician is generally the best route to go for most people.

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Just ask your doctor and he may give you a sample card with 6 50mg tablets to try at no cost.Many doctors have a drawer full of drug samples especially viagra and the other erectile dysfunction medications.Asking for it is uncomfortable on our end but not on his.He'll be very happy to write the rx or give you a sample.

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The other thing you should be aware of is that these drugs are NOT without health risks. Google “Viagra” and “blindness” and you’ll get an eyeful. My doctor will no longer prescribe Cialis because of the length of time it stays in the system. He says that he’s had a few patients hospitalized because they got hardons that wouldn’t go away. They had to be hooked up to a dialysis machines to get the drug out of their systems!

 

Don’t let this scare you away! I just think it’s best to know as much as possible before marching into new territory…

 

Good luck again.

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Hmmm I'd say be careful boys but not because of the pills you're taking :)

 

I've had several Viagra and Cialis orders over the past couple years aside from my personal excursions into Mexico. Recently I had an order of Cialis and I received the order but a day AFTERWARD I received a letter form the Customs and Borders Patrol Agency saying they were confiscating my order and ordering drugs online was wrong.

 

Uh yeah, whatever.

 

Still got the pills but I guess you should be aware of scam agencies and getting your pills taken by Dubya. Anyway, the pills that are never name brand have always done well for me ;) I always take one pill from every shipment I get to a family pharmy to get the pills tested. Perfectly healthy and genuine.

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I third Tom's advice. The standard dose of Viagra (50mg) gave me a headache and mild flushing, and wasn't very effective. I then tried Levitra (10mg), the standard dose, and had minimal side effects and better results. So I also vote for Levitra.

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Sorry to complicate things further, but Tristan's post reminded me...most people I know who use these drugs don't need a whole pill to get by. And the amount you take can effect how hungover you feel.

 

Cialis seems to be regarded as the "Cadillac" (as one friend put it) of these drugs.

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>I always take one pill from every shipment I get to a

>family pharmy to get the pills tested. Perfectly healthy and

>genuine.

 

The number of prescription drugs coming into the US that are counterfeit is rising rapidly. Just a question here....how does your "family pharmy" test the pills? In my experience such testing required a pretty sophisticated laboratory.

 

Barry

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>Just a question here....how

>does your "family pharmy" test the pills? In my experience

>such testing required a pretty sophisticated laboratory.

 

To my knowledge it does but can easily done small scale. Apparently as a result of this influx of fake 'scrips coming in there are tests available to professionals like those to test of genuine MDMA. By taking a small sample of a pill he can test it's reaction to a certain chemical vs. a genuine sample of sildenafil.

 

Again, I'm not there for it but this is what I'm told is the general process.

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