A short joke for 8/15/18

[bnm73]

And God said to John, "come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

 

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

[mike carey]

There was a prize for fifth place? What ever happened to 'Silver Medal = Loser'?

[LoveNDino]

There was a prize for fifth place? What ever happened to 'Silver Medal = Loser'?

Correction, Silver Medal = First Loser;)

[+ Avalon]

And God said to John, "come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

 

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

 

I love these jokes! :):) Please keep them coming!

[bnm73]

I love these jokes! :):) Please keep them coming!

I've got more. Short, stupid, and some involving math. *insert evil villain laugh here*