BARF TIME

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Who would have thunk it?

 

That spastic Pillsbury doughboy actually managed to walk off with the title of American Idol, winning over Katherine who IMHO had way more talent and was a lot kinder on the eyes.

 

Over 60 million votes - can you believe it.

 

I thought the best part of the show was when that previous non-starter was asked to sing and out walked Clay Aitken to join him. Has Clay ever changed for the better with his new hair cut & color!

 

Just curious - can anyone here actually say they would like to have sex with Taylor Hicks?

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Who would have thunk it?

 

That spastic Pillsbury doughboy actually managed to walk off with the title of American Idol, winning over Katherine who IMHO had way more talent and was a lot kinder on the eyes.

 

Over 60 million votes - can you believe it.

 

I thought the best part of the show was when that previous non-starter was asked to sing and out walked Clay Aitken to join him. Has Clay ever changed for the better with his new hair cut & color!

 

Just curious - can anyone here actually say they would like to have sex with Taylor Hicks?

[+ imagooddog]

I agree with you completely !!! Kat should have won.

 

But with Clay Aiken, do you think that was a hair piece??

I did not even know who it was at first. Then I thought it

was just a joke thing he was doing and would reach up and

take it off at any minute. I agree that he did look better,

it was just such a shock to see it long, combed forward and

a dark brown color.

[RockHard]

"I did not even know who (Clay) was at first."

 

You can always tell Clay Aiken by his duck walk and duck stance. The poor boy has no ability to look like a star when onstage or off. As for her hair, rumor has it she borrowed Scott Adler's flat-iron. What are girlfriends for?

 

I wasn't surprised that Taylor Hicks won. He was the favorite. So much for American tastes. Let's see what they do with his first album and how well that sells.

 

Katherine is pretty and talented but she needs vocal work (too out of control) and has no rhythm. She could use a thigh trimmer, too. I predict Tommy Mattola will grab her (and try to fuck her) and try to do something with David Foster. We'll see.

 

My favorite observations were:

 

1 - Prince is the only star whose contract stated he will not share the stage with an "Idol." I wonder how the other divas felt about that.

2 - Mary J. Blige reacted by leaving the stage immediately after her song ended, leaving the "warbling goat" center-stage not knowing what the hell to do. That was funny.

3 - Looks like Toni Braxton hasn't recovered from her bankruptcy fiasco and needs publicity for her Vegas gig. (Don't worry Celine.) As if pairing her barely audible voice with Hicks could help. Rumor has it she requested singing with him. Go figure.

4 - I thought Mandisa had started to lose weight. Seems she devoured a few Kentucky Fried Chicken establishments to deal with her premature departure from the top ten. Damn she's big.

5 - Whose idea was it to drag Dionne Warwick out of her cannabis den? Oh, I forgot, she's got the nerve to record one more album and pretend to sing on tour. If you transpose those scores any lower, she'll be singing in Barry White's key. The psychic diva should have predicted that smoking kills a voice. Her reaching for those high notes caused my ears great pain. Nothing like buying concert tickets to hear nails scratching on a chalkboard.

 

American Idol? What a fabulous example of American mediocrity. And its creators are laughing all the way to the bank.

[+ Axiom2001]

This year's "American Idol" definitely lacked what the previous ones had. All of the better singers "got booted off"-- leaving mediocrity to prevail as the previous writer stated.

[Guest verymarried]

Boy, RockHard for someone who considers American Idol such an 'example of American mediocrity', you sure spend a lot of energy watching it, analyzing it and writing about it. I thought the best looking guy on the show was Burt Bacharach. Man I'd like to look like that at 75 or whatever age range he might be.

[+ deej]

60 million votes and 40 million viewers. Says a lot.

 

I'm one of the 240-or-so million non-viewers. I just can't get worked up about it.

 

AI did provide some entertainment value when they sued JetSet over their "Porn Idol" movie. It was a slightly different competition. JetSet's host was named Jason Sechrest -- his real name. (Ryan Seacrest wasn't happy about it but Jason's comment "but it's my real name!" pretty much sums up that argument.)

 

I just don't get the appeal.

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>I just don't get the appeal.

 

That's because -

(a) You're older than 13

(b) You don't chew bubble gum

© Your IQ is higher than your waist measurment

(d) Your mother isn't paying your cell phone bills

(e) You're the wrong sex

 

But don't dispair - you suck cock so at least you have something in common with 60 million voters!

[RockHard]

RE: BARFing while working.

 

"Boy, RockHard for someone who considers American Idol such an 'example of American mediocrity', you sure spend a lot of energy watching it, analyzing it and writing about it."

 

Do I really? I don't recall many other posts about Idol on this board. Furthermore, watching, analyzing, and writing is only a minor part of my job description. I guess some people haven't a clue what it takes to be RockHard. :-)

 

ps Ever heard of the pleasure derived from viewing a car crash? I'm good because I'm curious.