Totally agree about Collin! And I almost used the sliced bread quip as well, but you used it perfectly!!! So I'm glad that I didn't!
However, Collin was the best thing at the time since I was in a jam. Interestingly, a friend hired him shortly thereafter simply because he wanted to know what all the fuss was about and was not overly impressed either.
Now back to the topic at hand:
Perhaps if Logan/Apollo had experienced a bit of "whiplash" he might have enjoyed it and changed his mind about S&M.