Here one finds the key to what makes TB special. Hookups with him are not considered to be “an act that is borderline illegal”, or in other words what would be simply a “trick” to some other guys, but rather something of actual substance in the greater scheme of things.
From what I have heard the very esteemed @Epigonos is indeed quite the accomplished chef as TB among others always sing his praises! However, in his characteristic humble fashion TB need not sell himself short. That is unless grilled portobello mushrooms with a balsamic glaze are standard meal plan fare at homeless shelters.