@easygoingpal “Would that I owned the key to this guy.” Well think the conditional in Italian expressing a wish followed by the subjunctive... As in I would wish that (vorrei che) I owned (io avessi o io posseda) the key to this guy. Of course while we are at it would that I had access to the guy you posted as well! Plus, would that we could get a frontal view of him! :p By the way I deliberately used the word “owned” because any guy with a lock is usually totally owned by his master.... would that I could be his master!