MysticMenace

I totally forgot that Keanu used to have long locks. Wished he had more nudies though.

that's what I call community service.

@SeeinRed - perhaps you would be interested in Jake, who is currently visiting Miami but I believe still based in DC. He is an LMT and does yoga, so he's flexible . If you are interested, you could possibly reach out and who knows, he might just go visit your city.

oh my, maybe in 2021 - my not-so-virgin hole ain't ready for that monstrosity ?

but if your wallet gets stolen...? I love DBZ and the rest of the series. It was one of the few things that connected me and my straight older brothers. Little did they know that I was more than just into them increasing their powers and the fighting - those muscle definitions, man...woof! curious...what would one want to move with their mind ? love this...so specific. makes one wonder what you've already got or if you've you'd wanna be DanielNarssi type of hung.

Or...he's that bad at math, goes the other direction, and says, "one down, one to go," or worse, you're done after the first one.

I thought if someone were to get Genie's powers they turn into one and get stuck in a lamp...unless this lamp takes you to @Hoover42's sexy parallel universe, then sure, I'm in!

I liked @Coolwave35's wish #1, but after I saw your wish #1, that is what I really want. Lol. Actually, I wanna be in this same universe as you.

If you were able to rub the magical lamp, or for DBZ fanatics - if you were able to collect all 7 dragon balls and had the opportunity to have 3 wishes granted, excluding resurrecting someone, wishing ill or death on someone, or asking for more wishes, what would you wish for? For me, I would wish for: A world that consistently practices empathy and kindness. Joy, peace, and fulfillment being with the man of my dreams until death would part us. Guaranteed joy, peace, and fulfillment in the afterlife, if there is one, for me and my loved ones.

Can't ever have enough leche ??? whether served cold or warm from the tap Since I probably have starved myself before the meet-up and if I have no plans of getting "stuffed" for the rest of the evening, I either get these: Popeyes 8-piece spicy dark meat chicken or Korean Fried Chicken with Rice Except Sundays, 12-piece chicken nuggets with large waffle fries, chic-fil-a sauce, and small mac-and-cheese Korean BBQ (pork belly, beef brisket, prime rib) with sesame oil and salt dipping sauce, panchan (sides), and rice Nandos 2 quarter leg dark meat chicken - medium spicy, with Portuguese rice and coleslaw, and their raspberry cheesecake Penne Rosa from Noodles & Company

Sorry if somebody already mentioned this in the 32 pages, but has anyone thought that @Danny-Darko's profile picture perfectly fit this thread?

Growing up, my mother was the typical yeller, caller out of wrongdoings, and punisher - examples of which were kneeling on rock salt, balancing 5 heavy books per hand and on the head while squatting, and chewing down small chilis to name a few. She does not have unique verbal expressions per se, but she always had that mad, crazy-eye stare when she's about to foreshadow my impending demise later that day. I think mom loves me now.

I can't click like on this since I do not have physical evidence of porn (though I still don't invite a lot of visitors coz my recently purchased sex toys are everywhere), but I feel like the reactions from your visitors post-discovery of said porn should be detailed on another thread (or here is perfectly fine too). ?

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