Spa castle is always a good time in the men’s section UNTIL the straight dudes come in and get offended by you even looking at them. Mind you, they’re butt ass naked. Last time I went, we were all stroking and admiring each other until this obviously straight dude came into the steam room. Of course, we all stopped and just played it cool. One of the dudes made the mistake of licking his lips at the straight dude, which caused him to report the guy, and the attendant made everyone leave the steam room.