I find your post strange on this forum. The same could be said about massage: If you want a massage, buy a massage chair from Brookstones, if you want sex, just say so. It misses the point that some people may find the intimacy of the grooming to be part of the excitement. Also, i challenge you to clipper your own ass and back (not that i need either of those, of course, but a friend told me it’s difficult . )