Pamperup was a really annoying experience. During the massage he talks incessantly. "Doesn't that feel amazing?" "I'm the best there is." "Aren't you glad you came to me?" Then he lies on top of you and says "If you thrust your hips I'm kicking you out. Don't move." Yes it was nude, MT and a mechanical HE.. but man his need to tell you how great he is every 20 secs is intolerable.