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Back when Craigslist was still around, I found an intriguing massage ad. The masseur's photos were hot, and I booked a massage session. I forget his name, but let's call him Tim. When I knocked at his door, he answered, and was jaw dropping HOT! As I entered the house, I heard the TV on in the living room. He pulled me to the side before we entered the living room, and said he had shared custody of his 10 year old son, who was watching TV. He said we would walk past his son, and go upstairs to the massage room, shutting the door of the massage room , of course, and proceed with the massage. UGH! AWKWARD!! I was going to leave, but Tim was smoking hot (in the Coast Guard). We walked past his son, who looked up, and his dad introduced me and said "Dmitri is my friend, and we are going upstairs to sign some papers" His son shrugged, and upstairs with Tim I went. We both stripped down, and proceeded to have a HOT massage session, all the time I could hear the TV on downstairs, knowing his son was down there. When Tim had his orgasm, he let out a loud yell that made the roof shake! I thought, signing papers is never this loud! After the massage was over, we got dressed, and Tim then grabbed a pile of papers and a pen from another room. As we walked through the living room, papers and pen in hand, the son said "Did you sign the papers, Dad?" And Tim said "Yes, the papers are all signed" (?) There was no awkward "moment"....the entire situation was awkward! I quickly left, and never looked back!

Hahaha this is too funny... you should have replied yeah there were a few Oooh and ouch moments in the document so I had to make a lot of ah-moan-ments ???

Oh my triads ?

His list of “Into”s is quite long for a 19year old ? just sayin

Three blind hens, Seeing how they hang lol

And Can You feel the Nips tonight - Elton Jean ?

NO joke, just symbolism...

 

It’s Just a Horizontal expression of vertical desire ??

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Shake shake shake Senora... that moment when you think you’re twirking lol

Hammer time! Can’t touch this!

Wiki Dick Beat! ?

Hmm Thirsty Third Place ?

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Bananarama must have been playing in the background lol

Oh I get weak in the knees seeing these pics

C’mon guys so many of the comments in this thread are irrelevant, dehumanising, degrading etc. Alex is a great guy and as for the speculation about the size of his dick, peoples personal preference about his hair, beard, etc that no place on this thread or forum.

 

You want details, PM me.

Love beards (and the two days unshaven ones) when they’re used to provide sexciting spasms and sensation around my neck, nipples, groin area and backyard avenue.... slowly with some sexy probings - “like it baby/daddy?” ????

Oh babe you need not be lonesome tonight...?

Ggossip is abou

 

Gossip is about a story that is probably untrue..His status is a fact according to him..Again..not informing someone you are having sex with while knowing you are HIV + is a crime.

Call me whatever you want.

I'd want to know..

I am catching the tail end of this.. who is the HIV guy here?

Like Don’t go breaking my Heart

I noticed that, too. What's POF?

Plenty Of Fish lol

My most awkward moment......

 

In a Muslim country. Massage by a young female in full burka drag....

As if that wasn’t strange enough.....then with me face down she goes to

the head of the table, lifts my hands up over my head, and pushes my

hands together prayer like. Then she proceeds to ram my hands into

her burka covered vagina repeatedly and quiet forcefully.....

 

......awkward!

She should have played Madonna’s “Like A Prayer” as prelude lol ?✌️?

He had DC dates listed a month or so ago, but was non-commital when it came to setting up an appointment. Then the dates were removed both times.

He just did again this week. He was supposed to be in DC today... POF babes, lets go! ?

I have reached out to him in the past when I've been in NYC. Not responsive at all.

Yikes ... pass!

One of the worst experiences in my life

What happened ?

The blacker, the berry the sweeter the juice hmmm ??

Johnny be good tonight ?

His twitter is worth a look if you are interested. I like his personality. Playful. Funny.

 

On the downside he smokes. I'm sort of neutral on the fact he seems to name his penis Hyde.

Hmmm come here and gimme a Hyde-ing babe ??

Jury is out. No douching anymore. Messy anal for now on ?

Hahaha yeah peanut butter and mud cakes ?????