Geriatric Otter

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Nick German...

Looks like Nick German. Hired him once in Chicago when he was furry and not competing. Super fun and sexy.

My all time favorite is Allen Silver. Well-trained, very sexy, strong hands, big heart. If you want more than a massage, let him know...

One of my regular guys in Boston hired another escort. They're now married, and we have some great times together...

Tom V was one of the first guys I saw about 18 years ago. I booked him for 2 hrs at the Marriott Eastside in NY. First hour was fine, and then he got a bit quiet, and said he wasn't feeling well and could he leave. I figured he was just bored with me. I said sure and would walk him to lobby as I was getting hungry. When we exited the elevator, he hurled right into the very small and visible lobby...guess he really was sick.

I've been lucky enough to see most of the guys I wanted to: Allen Silver* Will Swagger Tom Vaccaro Jason Branch Jake Mitchell* Randy Harden* Matt Stevens* Mike Gaite* Adam Russo* Dirk Caber Dallas Steele Max Sargent Ray Dalton Andrew Justice Kyle King Tom Chase Chad Brock MarcusTroy Ben Archer Andy dill *means still actively seeing preCOVID. Many were seen once or twice; Allen Silver and Jake Mitchell are 10+ years

I think it helps to know both before. I've been with Mike Gaite/Allen Silver, Mike Gaite/Jake Mitchell, Mike Gite/Matt Stevens...seems there's a theme. I used to see MickNYNY before he retired. For my birthday, he would hire someone to drop in for an hour...it was fun to meet people I might not have hired. It was also an opportunity for him to size up the competition (there was none)

I've been seeing Jake Mitchell in WEHO for 15 years. Very patient, masculine Daddy...

Jake Mitchell in WEHO, on Rentmasseur and Rentmen. I've seen him as an escort for about 15 years, but his massage techniques are just fine. He's very professional and a total top Dad.

Liza Minnelli. She entered the elevator a colleague and I were in descending to the lobby of the Clift Hotel in SF. It was just after Cabaret, and she was in a white glittery jumpsuit. She smiled and said "Hello, boys". When we got to the lobby, she stepped out and people applauded. When my colleague and I get to the street, he asked "Who was that?". He was a very good pulmonologist....

I first started hiring more than 19 years ago, and the third guy I hired from an escort service in NY knocked me off my adolescent feet (I was 53). we both crossed lines, and one time when I went up to see him, he seemed awkward. While he was giving me a back rub, he stopped and said "I can't do this." Turned out both he and his long term partner (who also worked in full-time finance) were worried that lines were crossed. He left, I cried, and I made the lonely train ride back to Philly the next AM. I sent an apologetic email, and he wrote back and suggested a break. About 6 months later, we got back together and I saw him for almost 15 years until he officially retired. We're still in touch for holidays and birthdays. He married his partner 5 years ago.

OMG..."pay to watch me sleep". My guy used to post here frequently with Trumpian, capitalized rants about clients, other escorts, etc. Kevin Slater gently suggested he needed a break, which he took. Don't see his ad anymore. I've had to make do with Wilson_J and Maturedmuscle....

In 19+ years of hiring, I've had mostly great experiences, but this one took the cake. I was in DC area (Alexandria) and saw a guy advertising that I had seen once in FL (once, a FREQUENT contributor to this site). Texted for him to come for 2 hrs at 7pm...he agreed. He was coming by Metro and my hotel was the Westin, about 5 minute walk from King Street Metro stop. At 8, no show. Left him a message. 8:30, phone call..."I'm wandering in the pouring rain and can't find the hotel". Looked out the window and no rain! At 9 I assumed he wasn't coming, so I ordered room service. at 9:30, just as I opened the door for my meal, I heard shouting down the hallway "WTF...why didn't you wait for me you ugly old F****? The poor waiter was scared and dumped off my burger. My room phone rang and it was said escort "*&%%%$$$ You'll never hire in DC again!!!!" Well, I have...and it wasn't him

Another amazing Jake find is Will (Wilson_J) is DC. He amkes Max Konnor look like a weenie.

Just talked to Jake...he's doing escorting and massage on a limited basis right now

Trust me....he's worth the wait. BTW..he named me Otter 15 years ago. About 5 years into meeting, we were at dinner one night, and he looked sheepish. When I inquired as to what was up...he had forgotten my real name. He has also introduced me to some great finds like Bull_it in Paris (Luca) and Randy Harden in NY. One fond memory was an overnight in Seattle with Jake and Mike Gaite, who I already knew for some time. I guess they hit it off, because they have a hot JFF video posted....

Jake Mitchell

Well, this is an easy one for me. Jake Mitchell. Lives in WEHO. I've been seeing him for 15 years, and can guarantee his skills. He's mature, patient, all top, and very much a gentleman, in spite of his onscreen persona. He's a big guy, but he will take things on your time.

Sounds like Mikey

Try Cord. He's listed now in NYC, but also has a house in Suffolk.

My first hire was also the first sex with a guy. February 2001 when I was 53. Jimmy in San Diego. I called him on a land line, and he agreed to come right over. Immediately I had buyer's remorse. He pulled into the parking lot below my hotel window. Ex Marine, 40s, muscled with a muscle T. He came to my room and figured out right away i was (a) nervous and (b) hadn't a clue what do. Luckily he was very patient, and stayed over the hour I booked, to make me comfortable...

Will is retired. You can check Allen on his many videos...with me he's more of a peer/Dad (I'm 73) and BFE, but he's quite versatile.

Just looked. His listing is there. Narrow to SF, >50, caucasian...

Allen is one my all-time favorites...his very professional massages are amazing and he is one of the nicest men you'll ever meet, as is his partner Will