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To me that all goes along with sensual and/or erotic massages. But those actions don't actually tilt over to sex. For me, and it may only be me-but I thought the OP was talking about anal penetration. Gman

I woke up this morning. I was thinking I'd like sex. It's not that I haven't gone over two months before without it. But for the last 4 months before the quarantine, I had it at least once a month. (Please hold the applause). Immediately after my thought, I thought-Having sex with someone not living with you could result in your death!!. So all of a sudden this old joke popped into my (big) head as opposed to the small head who wants sex. There's a joke about an old married couple-Harry and Gertrude Smith. They are still like newlyweds They are married 75 years and in all that time have never missed a night of connubial bliss-EVER. Well Gertrude gets sick and the doctor tells them that having sex would be fatal for Gertrude. So Harry moves out of the bedroom onto the couch. Now Harry is not a man who indulges in, shall we say, self-gratification. He's there on the couch tossing and turning for 6 long months thinking of Gertrude and of their long years and long nights of bliss together. Finally he can't take it anymore. He gets up and starts walking up the stairs to Gertrude's room. At the stair landing he runs into Gertrude. Gertrude says, "Harry dear, I was just coming down to tell you I'm dying." Harry says, " Gertrude, honey, I was just coming up to kill you." Gman

He's a good dancer. But why am I getting the impression his club is located in the 1970's? Gman

I have to hope she had some good years she enjoyed. Gman

So young...? Gman

This song used to make me melancholy when it first came out. I guess it's the subject matter. Now it makes me even more melancholy thinking of that time in my life. Gman

https://www.google.com/search?q=vichy+shower&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS661US661&hl=en-US&prmd=ivsn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiNseSzt5bpAhVNCc0KHa4rCFIQ_AUoAXoECBIQAQ&biw=375&bih=638 WOW-those were totally unknown to me. Thank you. Gman

Better link here http://daddysreviews.com/venue/canada/bc/dylan_louis_bc As an FYI, @wearytraveller, in case you didn't know, you can get the exact link by hovering your mouse on a computer over the guy's name on the left side of the screen where all the BC Escorts are listed (or pressing on the guy's name with your finger on a phone). Then you copy and paste as usual. Gman

Pardon my naivety. But what is a table shower? Gman

I think I've found where my lost inches went. He took them. Gman

Even with this being the case, I'm fairly sure that Chips Ahoy are actually smaller than they were. My Mom was a great cook. But for the most part I don't remember her baking cookies that much until my bar mitzvah. My mother must have made a hundred or so cookies of different types. She also did the same for my cousin's bar mitzvah two years later. I remember us transporting them in the car for a 330 mile journey. I grew up on the South Plains of Texas. No real hills. The only time I can remember ever almost 'sledding' is in college when we took a cafeteria tray down a loading ramp leading into a basement storage area one time when it snowed. Gman

Even with this being the case, I'm fairly sure that Chips Ahoy are actually smaller than they were. My Mom was a great cook. But for the most part I don't remember her baking cookies that much until my bar mitzvah. My mother must have made a hundred or so cookies of different types. She also did the same for my cousin's bar mitzvah two years later. I remember us transporting them in the car for a 330 mile journey. I grew up on the South Plains of Texas. No real hills. The only time I can remember ever almost 'sledding' is in college when we took a cafeteria tray down a loading ramp leading into a basement storage area one time when it snowed. Gman

(With Acknowledgment to Melanie for the thread title) I just bought a package of Chips Ahoy for the first time in a long time. These were the go-to cookies of my childhood. I mean yes, obviously my Mom bought Oreos too. But Chips Ahoy were my jam so to speak. And I've noticed this before. But this time it made a big impression. I think the cookies are smaller than they used to be. Anyone else concur? Gman

(With Acknowledgment to Melanie for the thread title) I just bought a package of Chips Ahoy for the first time in a long time. These were the go-to cookies of my childhood. I mean yes, obviously my Mom bought Oreos too. But Chips Ahoy were my jam so to speak. And I've noticed this before. But this time it made a big impression. I think the cookies are smaller than they used to be. Anyone else concur? Gman

Aside from being sticky which is a reason of course, why would you need to shower. I mean unless you cum like a porn star I'd think a wash rag and soap could take care of most of it. Gman

I'm glad it's not just me. Over the years (starting out with CD's) I've usually listened to comedies -Jack Benny, Fred Allen, The Phil Harris/Alice Faye Show, Burns and Allen, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Fibber McGee and Mollie, The Great Gildersleeve. I've also listened to some of the Great Courses-Beginnings of Judaism, Roots of King Arthur, Appreciating Shakespeare (listening to that now). I'm fine with them while driving or possibly doing something like the dishes where I don't have to concentrate on the task at hand But just listening on the couch or the bed is snooze city. Gman

It's not just podcasts though. It's also Books, Old Time Radio Shows or The Great Courses on Audible,com. I'm fine (usually) if I'm driving. But I can't listen to them while doing nothing at home, or I fall asleep. Gman

Well I can. But mainly in my car. If I listen outside my car and am not doing anything else, I usually fall asleep. I can do something while listening to a podcast. But then I'm not usually paying attention as much to the podcast. Now I do have sleep apnea. But I use BiPAP. And I normally sleep fairly well with that. So I don't know. May be it's just me. Anyone else have problems? Gman

I just tried to find it, and I couldn't. But this 'bear' meme while somewhat subversive can be found all over the 'net. There are also other sites with similar twisted comics. Gman

Here's the original in case anyone is interested. Gman

And another--- Gman

In reference to Family Circle in another thread-- Gman

The thought was keeping me up nights!! Gman

I'm glad it's reusable though. Gman

It might have been true. Look at the following article from 1993. A NEW APPRECIATION FOR TOILET WATER Eve BeckerCHICAGO TRIBUNE A new cologne that makes it possible to get intimate with celebrities. More intimate, we think, than most of us would ever want to imagine: It's made from the sweat-yes, sweat-of stars. "Fans want more of stars. They want a piece of the action," says George Gordon of New York's Pheromonics, Inc., and Starclone creator. Country music singer Sammy Kershaw is the first star to sign. A 2-ounce bottle of cologne ($18) for female fans of "Haunted Heart" is available at Kershaw concerts or by calling 1-800-96-SAMMY. Naughty by Nature and country singer Tracy Byrd have shown interest, Gordon says, but they have yet to commit to having pads sewn into their performance clothes. It's from these pads, which are packed in dry ice after the curtain comes down and are shipped to a Denver facility, that the sweat is distilled and bacteria removed. The distilled solution is then sent to a fragrance house and mixed with alcohol, water and floral extracts. What words come to the minds of the unsuspecting sniffers of the first eau de perspiration? Sweet, cloying, musky, floral. Just one word from the suspecting: Disgusting! Copyright © 2020, Chicago Tribune Gman