Provider: "You're not married, are you?"
Me: "Haha, no I'm not married."
Provider: "Ok good"
Me: "That's very sexy, you know, a guy with character morals and integrity. It's hot knowing you would've turned me down if you knew that I was married" (chuckles)
Provider: (Nervous laugh)
Me: (Chuckles) "So, shall we get started?"
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