friendofsheila
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from geminibear in Goofus and Gallant
Goofus: Aren't you done yet???
Gallant: What can I do to help you come?
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from Phil_musc in Preposterous porn plot points
This one made me laugh.
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The camera starts in tight on a butthole. The owner of the butthole ("Bo Summers"?) is stroking his hole, his legs high up in the air, laying back on a couch.
Another man is in the room, the owner's friend.
"When are you going to let me have some of that ass?" the other man says, eagerly.
Bo puts his legs down quickly, and starts to pull his pants up.
He says, sounding annoyed,
"I can't let you fuck me! IT WOULD COMPLICATE OUR FRIENDSHIP!!"
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from Phil_musc in Preposterous porn plot points
Trent Reed
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is seen in grubby clothes, opening a pizza box he got out of a trash can. When the homeowner confronts him, Trent says he hasn't eaten in days. The homeowner is sympathetic, so he lets Trent in for a shower.
While Trent is lathering up, the homeowner spies on him.
Trent, who has no apartment or home of his own, has clearly been sleeping on a tanning bed wearing only a thong.
Poor guy!
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So now tell us some of the sillier porn plot points YOU'VE seen.
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from Wolfer in Preposterous porn plot points
This one made me laugh.
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The camera starts in tight on a butthole. The owner of the butthole ("Bo Summers"?) is stroking his hole, his legs high up in the air, laying back on a couch.
Another man is in the room, the owner's friend.
"When are you going to let me have some of that ass?" the other man says, eagerly.
Bo puts his legs down quickly, and starts to pull his pants up.
He says, sounding annoyed,
"I can't let you fuck me! IT WOULD COMPLICATE OUR FRIENDSHIP!!"
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from marylander1940 in Male models don't..... :)
...have trouble finding their size in clothing stores.
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from geminibear in Male models don't..... :)
...don't wear Speedos while changing a flat tire.
Unless they know they're being caught on video:
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from adannyboy in Male models don't..... :)
...wear thongs often enough!
http://www.gymjox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/matt_lowden2.jpg
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from marylander1940 in Male models don't..... :)
..pick their noses.
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from + Robster in Male models don't..... :)
...wear thongs often enough!
http://www.gymjox.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/matt_lowden2.jpg
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from Lookin in Whole Paycheck lives up to its name!
I hate how they pretend to be a health food store.
People think it's healthier there and it's a lie. I still have to read the label of every damned thing in there when I buy it.
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+ friendofsheila got a reaction from + Tygerscent in Male models don't..... :)
... go to the bathroom.
.... get pimples.
.... have to work out (their bodies are just already that way.)
... ever smile.
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