Ok, pulled the trigger and gave Niko a try.
On the plus side, he's just as hot in person as in the photos, was really accommodating with fitting me in despite my difficult schedule. In person, he's very friendly and genuine. But unfortunately that's where the positives end.
The apartment was freezing cold, the deep tissue massage was more like a light Swedish, and to top it all off, my 75 min session ended at 60. Strictly therapeutic. Definitely not worth the $180 it ended up costing.