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Juan Vancouver

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  1. It's definitely not too late. It amazes me how many people see the government as something on which they can exert no power at all. You are the government. Experiencing outrage alone is not enough. People in your country have to start rallying against the pathological greed of the very few, which is making the lives of the rest untenable. The first logical step right now would be to make sure positions of power are filled by men and women who speak against this kind of behaviour and are willing to stop it at its tracks. You are living in an unprecedented time when there is such a leader with a real chance to become your president. Not too late. It's barely the time!
  2. I forgot to mention... sometimes they invite me so that I can do the honours for the two of them. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. Thanks man. It does work well for everyone. =)
  3. He doesn't advertise on his own but we do have a duo ad. You can see it at: www.rentboy.com/juandandthor
  4. I am fully vers, so this doesn't apply to me, but my partner, Thor Maelstrom is strictly a top. He has the most amazing ass so every now and then he gets hopeful messages from tops. He just responds wondering whether they would be a good match because he is also strictly a top, but if the client would be happy with non penetrative sex or if he would like to try bottoming, the session could be fun. Sometimes they take the offer and just fool around, sometimes they move on to someone who bottoms.
  5. Not me. Under any circumstance. I believe that the principal tenet of discretion goes a little against the grain when it comes to having a paper trail. If I accepted credit cards and one day I got investigated for whatever reason that would implicate every single one of my past customers. In Canada escorting is legal, but if I worked in The States often, where hiring is illegal, I don't want to even imagine how guilty I would feel if because of me my clients were found guilty of a sex offence. Cash. In person. Under very specific circumstances maybe a money order, but since I have received 5 or 6 in all my years of escorting it would hardly be incriminating at all. This is what works for me.
  6. I don't know how good an escort he is because I have not seen him in a professional situation, however I would like to say that he is a really striking man, handsome, very fit, has an amazing ass and a very very large cock. At least this will confirm that he is a real person and his physique matches his pictures. If you decide to meet him, I hope you have an incredible time!
  7. No. He pushed a boulder into a tiny crevice.
  8. Hey Steven, I have tried those but I am a stone age kind of guy. I much prefer to use my fingers because I can use that time to feel the inside, make sure I am healthy and everything feels alright. Also, of course, using your own fingers can give you a small private moment with yourself while you connect with the pleasure of having your ass played with. =) Once that pleasure is unleashed, I find that my body opens up and feels receptive, getting ready for anything. I must confess: in more than one occasion I have gotten a bit lost in the process of getting lubed up but tops are often chomping at the bit so not much time is ever lost. =) The other thing for which I much rather use fingers is because keeping the lubegun clean and pristine after each use can be somewhat of a sisyphean task... and when I am having sex, ain't nobody got time for that. Also there would have to be a lube gun per participant... For me it's much easier to wash my hands. I really enjoy how you and I often come with advise that while pertinent and useful often deals with the situation from a different perspective. I keep learning from the stuff you post because it's sometimes a point of view I had never thought about. Thank you. Keep it coming, stud!
  9. When it comes to anal sex there is not such thing as too prepared. Either you are ready or you are not. A lot of people don't know this but if you douche often enough you will learn this the painful way. Douching deeply to the point in which you are confident to be able to bottom for a big dick or a long time will dry out your insides. All the normal anal mucous will be washed out by the water leaving it dry, tight and hard to access. With a dry ass every penetration will be painful and dangerous. This is why it is VERY important that once you finish your douche, when you are relatively certain you are done, grab a big dollop of lube and with your own fingers gently lube yourself up. All the way in! Word of caution, if you are using silicone lube your ass will reject the lube after 15 or 20 minutes and when you go to the bathroom it will look as if cum is coming out. If it looks clean, then your douche is ready and your ass is soft and replenished. Then, the very moment before anal insertion it is very important that you lube yourself profusely. Try one finger, then two, after which you will know you are ready for your top to enter you. Your ass is in your control. You have to make sure you are ready and open. Do not leave this responsibility in anyone's hands because nobody will have the care and love that you yourself will. Of course a good escort will do his very best to ensure that you are ready, but a bad escort and a hook up won't. Asses will be ripped, dreams will be broken, tears will be shed. You are in control. Make sure you are ready.
  10. Charlie, you may have missed one other option. Your choice of what you do could also depend exclusively on what you yourself think about it and your degree of comfort with who you are and what you are wearing. Use yourself as a compass. We will never be able to please them all. They will always find a disgusting flaw in us, so you might as well just do as you wish. I am going to close with one of my favourite quotes of all times: “We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.” Olin Miller
  11. "The small man Builds cages for everyone He Knows. While the sage, Who has to duck his head When the moon is low, Keeps dropping keys all night long For the Beautiful Rowdy Prisoners." --Hafiz
  12. Truer words have never been uttered. I think the secret is finding the voice of those "queens" inside of our head and silencing it. They will always be displeased with everything in life, but as long as we learn to be embracing and pleased with what is, we will be one step ahead. Let'em bitch. (Cause they will.)
  13. My dear Friendofsheila, I am going to write something that might send some NorthAmerican sensibilities into a frenzied tizzy. I say fuck rules, fuck sensibilities, fuck aesthetics, fuck what others might think. I wholeheartedly recommend you to try on a few different pairs of bathing suits and when you find the one with which you feel the best, the most comfortable, the sexiest, the most mobile then commit to it and wear it with pride. Beyond abs, much father than herculean glutes and a behemoth of a bulge, there is nothing sexier than confidence, relaxation and to see a man who is at peace with what he is wearing, owns it and asks for nobody's permission. Life is so punily short, hard and elusively fleeting to waste any second of it. May you find the sexiest, most amazing pair that makes you feel that you love who you are now. Beach power to you, my brother!
  14. Guilty as charged, and quite fond of smoking the steak cigar.
  15. I am in no way an exert in interpreting the good books and claim no inner knowledge of the Jewish ways but to this date I have known two jewish men who had a full, glorious foreskin. (And yes, I met them in the biblical way so I can confirm that they in fact had foreskin.) Apparently after Germany more than one family decided that never again their children would be identified and killed just by looking at their schvantz, so they performed a strictly ceremonial Bris but kept the children untouched. To my knowledge, both gentlemen considered themselves to be fully Jewish. One of them was an observant Jew, the other wasn't.
  16. Man, I have been laughing for almost ten minutes... My favourite (maybe because of its feeling of ineluctability) is: http://www.gotahoe.com
  17. I just heard one on Sunday.... My incontinent aunt... Lucinda Loo
  18. What about Hellena Handbag Or Ivana Brockenhymen Classy!
  19. it might be that I am an escort, but the sexiest name that sends chills to my spine is: Summer Clearance
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