Ludo

Sit for a second with the feeling of repulsion that most of you have seemed to express about that guy's physique. What did that feel like? What went through your head? Was it a physical reaction? Now consider that since most of you are built like that dude it's likely the exact feeling your hot mid-twenties masseur gets when you show up and take off your clothes and jump on that table waiting for him to get all hot and bothered just because you're tossing $200 his way. HAPPY FRIDAY! Enjoy your next massage and tip well!

Thanks. My informal calculation looks like a 30% chance or less of an enjoyable experience. Not great odds

I'd love to know your formula and/or algorithm. LOL

He's a cute pup. Hope he's real. Let us know.

Seeing a client over in Venice today so I will probably drop by.

I just replied to your message, kid. See you later.

Intellectually I know anyone can be a Marine and not all jarheads are hot, but I am disappointed.

* BUMP * any recent experiences, gents?

https://rentmasseur.com/CaptainFuzzy

Damn. Daddy can get it.

Oh my!!! I want to hear more.

I want to feel more. =)

IT WAS A JOKE, GUYS! Hence the LOL

If they can't take a joke... fuck 'em. Or better yet, don't fuck 'em. That's a better lesson.

Seems like the ago old story of "I only do legit massage, at least until I discover that people aren't willing to pay a high price unless I take off my underpants and provide some special touches."

He's not him. NJmusclelover is a great guide to all of these guys. He hypes many guys with whom he has had a good time. It's not just Jackson Gunn. NJmusclelover is a good guy and a helpful resource here. So there.

So you are also @NJmusclelover ? LOL

Cincitucky's finest.

He’s still working

407-914-7811

Are you him, or just obsessed? Because you spend a lot of time on this site being his hype man.

Commenting so I can follow this post. I’m curious myself

You can use the "WATCH" button at the top right to follow without commenting FWIW.

I had a great time with Derek. Since then, he seems to have been in a downward spiral. I wish him the best.

So YOU are the one who ruined him?

Money talks. Buy him the tickets. LOL

Any other details to share? PM is fine.

I hired him yesterday. Sweet kid with strong hands,

I went today before the Valentine's couples came. There was a lean jock who didn't mind freeballing.

 

There's also a group of 2-3 young straight guys who recently joined -- very fit friends but always wear shorts. Maybe the go to SMC.

 

Always eye candy at this location, and sometimes action. Let me know when you guys go next.

One of those three guys may not be as straight as you think, if they are the three I am thinking of. =)

This thread has an A4A link for Troy:

https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/411-on-new-guy-troy-in-la.121635/

Looks like you already knew it was basically a bathhouse. This comment is from June 2018. LOL

Century Spa isn't that clean, and be prepared to encounter a certain amount of attitude - just my observations of seeing guys get the cold shoulder. Of course there are full on blow and hand jobs in the sauna now and then, so it does remind one of a bathhouse.

Looks like [uSER=20026]@Toonice2bgay[/uSER] either got the boot or blocked me. Did anyone figure out if it was actually Hank McCoy?

I'm gonna be in Venice at lunch time, maybe a quick swing by Santa Monica is in order.

I want to meat him lol

We all see what you did there. LOL

What the fuck is your problem, all I see is negativity and attacks on masseurs and other members of this group. I am uncertain why @Guy Fawkes or one of the other mods have not stepped in. It's really ridiculous.

Agreed. Maybe @Cooper can help.

I enjoy reading these, because some are downright hysterical, and others seem like the start to a really tragic Lifetime movie.

I posted this in a different thread about my worst massage.

My experience with xxxxx was likely one of the worst massage experiences I have ever had. I will stay short of giving a review, but will provide these highlights:

• the house is at the end of a sketchy street, was pretty dark, a total mess and stunk of weed
  
• he took photos of my feet and legs (and who knows what else?) with his phone while I was face down and unaware (allegedly for "comparison to show how great his technique is")
  
• he told me it was $50 extra for him to work nude, but he was a sweaty, chubby mess with zero ability to get an erection
  
• he would not stop talking the entire time, mostly about how awesome he was, and sort of making digs about my body "if you want to lose weight you could..." but I am thinner and more muscular than him. He was like a stereotype of someone flying high on cocaine.
  

In the follow-up to me posting that I started getting creepy voicemails from the provider on the google voice number I use to contact masseurs. Eventually I received a final call where the provider sounded very sorrowful, a little sniffly, and begged me to forgive and book another session for 25% off.