I dislike table showers. And here’s my thought process throughout: this room just feels cold to me. Dammit, do I get my hair wet? I’m already kinda wet. Wait, where exactly does my head go? Where should I put my face...omg the water is going in my ear!! I feel like a corpse laying here...can you just get naked too please and join. Okay I’m slipping. Ahh that soap feels good. But yikes that scrub doesn’t. Okay it’s fine. Wait, I think there is scrub stuck in my ass. My nipples are hard, can we be done now. What is this small ass towel supposed to do for me? Do you have a blow dryer for my balls, I’m cold and wet. Ok byeeeeesss