Well I know the funniest, to me, and weirdest question I ever asked an escort. I ask him, "How did you get your hole to be so light?":confused:
He felt like a brother from another mother and I was really fascinated by how beautiful, light colored, and good it tasted :D:D.
He thought I meant loose and I proceeded to describe how it looks to him. :D:D:D
I am sure I have asked more annoying question because when I get freaked out by a escort then I usually have a very painful lets waste the time I have left with you in bad conversation.