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Are you talking about your morals? You're easy for anyone who gives you pizza? Any particular toppings? Sausage, perhaps? :D:rolleyes:

I gave it another try this week... wasn't particularly impressed. Perhaps if Captain Mercer was captured by a society that forbids clothing...

He works out like hell and/or throws it all up after eating. Besides, maybe the bear had most of the slices.

I'll bet this bear doesn't know what to nibble on first:

One of my favorite bits of GG dialogue came right before this clip; Rose was describing HER best sex ever... the night Charlie died. She said, "there was something wild about him that night... though I did think it was strange when he started yelling, Rose-- I'm going, I'm going!" (Dorothy's reply: "Talk about your mixed emotions!")

Whoops... this guy couldn't hold out long enough: (Does this violate the posting guidelines?)

Whatever he's hiding behind that McDonald's bag: Some posters have mentioned different pizza places; I think it all depends on how appetizing it looks after delivery:

Shhhh! It's Granny's little secret: I don't think there should be any dressing: http://images.china.cn/site1000/20070725/00105cadc1b30811429e01.jpg Where did I put the buns? Where's the beef? (Or turkey) Better question: What's cookin' in Grandma's bathroom? http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/57/2013/10/SPencer-Jamie-1.jpg Grandma's favorite grandson: Who cares about grandma? Somebody's waitin' for GRANDPA: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2KQUFvCAM54/TgbPAEKAZXI/AAAAAAAAC3k/ku1_BE3Gz5Q/s1600/Kitchen+profile+zachary+singer.jpg God, this kitchen's hot... http://chano8.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cooking-naked-men-guys-shirtless-gay-kraft-gif-tumblr-ass-apron-kitchen-food-01.gif Nice, steady strokes... back and forth... Who knew Grandma's kitchen was so well-equipped?

Tchotchkes I put away after I get them, & never use or look at again. tchotch·ke plural noun: tchotchkes 1. NORTH AMERICAN a small object that is decorative rather than strictly functional; a trinket.

I'd like to see you order one of THESE online... http://78.media.tumblr.com/19922ca67b24a3487f7cd689711b3ae2/tumblr_oxji7a388j1smk873o3_1280.jpg Andy & Ashley Williams of FLIP OR FLOP FORT WORTH

I'm so sick of all these daily (hourly?) revelations/accusations, I'm waiting for some news organization to come out with a big headline that some famous person has NOT been accused of anything. At this point, that would be bigger news. Today it's Ron Jeremy who allegedly raped and harassed multiple women. SHOCKING! I thought people who work in porn would be classier.

I'd say Tim McGraw, but it would be sacrilege to pay homage to the son of a former NY Met.

https://streamango.com/f/enlqdmlokpottccr/?c1_file=http://tugaflix.com/legendas/1d024d3a60dcafd71db7374a0a13ae73.srt&c1_label=Legenda Lavin's 2nd appearance, after Gregory & Violet split up: https://openload.co/f/F0itF1ksn7A/?c1_file=http://tugaflix.com/legendas/d026e6889e42b2e8361306046312905b.srt&c1_label=Legenda#

A. Do you have to sign for deliveries, or do you let him drop his load off at the door? B. Has he ever asked "What can brown do for you?" C. I wonder why you never see sentences like 'My horse is hung like a UPS driver.'

Violet's 42 year old (Gregory) was played by David Krumholtz, whom I once saw in a pizzeria around the corner from where I was living at the time. Linda Lavin played his mother in 2 episodes. My favorite episode of the whole series was when Christy invited Gregory and his mother over for a nice, Jewish dinner.

Violet gave up the baby at the end of the first season. She has since been engaged to & was broken up with by her 42 year old professor, moved to Lake Tahoe, moved back to LA, & then made up with the baby daddy and moved in with him.

MOM (also known as "Allison Janney Eats", since she seems to in every episode) was originally supposed to be about a newly-sober single mom, raising her two kids while dealing with her newly-sober mom. The kids have been making fewer and fewer appearances every year, and this season, the picture of them with their mother and grandmother has been removed from the opening credits.

Burrows sang the lead vocals on several one-hit wonder songs under different group names, Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)" (February 1970); White Plains' "My Baby Loves Lovin'" (March 1970);First Class' "Beach Baby" (July 1974). He also sang lead vocals on The Brotherhood of Man's "United We Stand"

The lead vocalist is session singer Tony Burrows. Burrows also sang lead for Edison Lighthouse Lust Grows Where My Rosemary Goes:

In Trump’s America, Homophobe Blake Shelton Is the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ People are not happy that ‘The Voice’ judge was named People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ given his history of racism and homophobia. Twitter users began unearthing Shelton’s disturbing history of homophobic and racist tweets. Juvenile cracks like, “Question for my gay followers…. Are skittles y’all’s favorite candy?” and “How can I be attracted to lesbians?... I’m not gay…” and “Grown men who wear Chuck Taylor’s may as well write on their fore head ‘Cucumbers turn me on!!!’” In one of his most offensive tweets, sent in 2011, Shelton appeared to advocate violence against gay men, tweeting, “Re-writing my fav Shania Twain song... Any man that tries Touching my behind He’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin’, heaving kind of guy…” Then there were the racist tweets, ones like, “Wish the dickhead in the next room would either shut up or learn some English so I would atleast know what he’s planning to bomb!!” or “Nothing says ‘Happy 4th of July’ like a airport shuttle bus driver that can’t speak a FUCKING word of English!!! To the terminal Omar!!!” In another tweet from 2010, he writes about a "sick fantasy" he had about the then 16-year-old Dakota Fanning. "So I just figured out a great excuse for my sick fantasy about Dakota Fanning. I thought she was Amanda Seyfried," he wrote. (BTW, do y'all know a leaked pic of Seyfried blowing Justin Long is online?)

This is odd, but when I was a teenager a couple of friends of mine & I discussed the fact that masturbation seemed to open stuffy nasal passages.

A Canadian man PERVERT whose vanity license plate “GRABHER” was revoked by authorities for being “inappropriate” is suing for the right to keep driving through town with it. Lorne Grabher, a retiree in Nova Scotia, said his namesake plate has been on family vehicles for 27 years until the province suddenly revoked it in January. A spokesman for the provincial Transport Department denied the rejection of the plate was related to an obscene comment by President Donald Trump revealed during his campaign, in which he bragged about grabbing women by the genitals (have some balls–say PUSSY!), according to the Canadian Press. But Grabher isn’t so sure. “Canada is not a country where a person gets to be ‘offended’ at everything,” he wrote in an affidavit, filed in Nova Scotia Supreme Court. “I am increasingly dismayed by the hypersensitivity of some people who are ‘offended’ by every little thing they encounter,” he continued. “Such diversity and freedom are impossible if the government seeks to eliminate or limit every little thing and every little difference that could be perceived as ‘offensive’ to someone.” The feisty senior pointed out plenty of “government regulated” place names in Canada, including “Dildo” (is there another place called "Lube"?) and “Red Indian Lake” and “Blow Me Down Provincial Park” in Newfoundland and Labrador. In Ontario, there are towns called “Crotch Lake” (Does it smell rank when it’s really warm?) and “Swastika” (really nice, Canada!) and a place called “Old Squaw Islands” in Nunavut, he wrote. He also cited Sandy Hook, Manitoba, saying the name connotes gun violence after the 2012 school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut. Grabher said he is proud of his surname, which shows his Austrian-German heritage. His case is scheduled to be heard next September.

When you were born, did the doctors notice you were missing the sarcasm gene, or was testing for that not available way back then??