Typical

Text. It's all about text.

What WAS your request? I might do it for $500!

A super nice lady from the Benin Republic recently emailed me an offer to credit my Visa card with $20 MILLION DOLLARS right away if I would just be so kind to verify the number and some personal information and send a "shipping and insurance" fee!

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This would be a young Donald Trump if he hadn't inherited $400 million from his papa.

Sounds like a substance abuse problem. Common. Avoid.

I went for the 90 minute option and left $200, FYI. Not sure if that impacted the service. Doubt it. Seems like he’s busy. Stand by for a price increase!

As mentioned above, "Lukass" is a Ukrainian national of half Japanese descent. I'm not sure what to make of the photo controversy as he is not a South Korean bodybuilder and doesn't represent himself as such, but he sure looks like the ad photos, right down to how he wears a black baseball cap. Maybe a little less bulky that the pictures; however, without the noted resemblance to the Korean guy in this thread, I would never have suspected any discrepancy upon meeting him. In other words, if it is not him then close enough! I had no issues in the appointment arrangement. He did text 45 minutes ahead of the scheduled time to request a 10 minute delay - no problem. The guy was very nice and charming. It wasn't a classic deep tissue massage, but he is skilled. Let's say a solid B on that point. An A on the rest. I found the experience very satisfying will absolutely repeat.

Massage for me. Didn’t even know there was a Super Bowl until it was over. Yawn.

While I have no idea what you mean with the “8 bars” reference, having seen both more than once I say John. I know there are strong Kenzo fans out there and I get it. But for an overall quality massage...John is the way to go.

Again, I would not repeat.

My experience wasn't quite as bad as described above; however, when I saw him maybe 6-8 months ago he remained fully clothed and one could tell he is not in the same physical shape as the photos imply. Perhaps things have changed over the past half year. Anyway, the massage itself was unmemorable except that when we concluded, while he had no hesitation initiating a HE, it became ROUGH. I had to physically restrain his arm because I thought he would injure me! I don't think that was his intention, but there seemed to be some real weirdness going on. I was glad to leave.

I rarely comment positively, but will not go wrong here.

Odd: Nude, but purely therapeutic. Is it a "self-service" type situation?

Something is off. I'm not going to speculate. I doubt the unusual pricing discrepancy noted above by EVdude is intentional. I assume it's his somewhat scattered state. The photos are accurate, but I would not revisit.

A super friendly guy, although English is limited. Looks just like the photos - no disappointment there at all - but, as mentioned above, this is not really a "massage". The $130 rate is base and there are two options above that. That information is provided at inquiry so no up sell in the moment. Fee is collected upfront so he knows exactly what you want. My experience was over in 30 minutes, which was fine. Got what I came for. Would likely not repeat. He is a traveler and that is his business model I suppose.

I saw Kenny a few weeks ago in NYC. He's not really a masseur if that is really what you want. Maybe if you are into muscle worship or something, but that is it. The quoted rates for muscle play are much higher than the so called "massage" appointment. And in this case it didn't appeal. Just so you know what you are getting into. Seemed like a nice enough guy but certainly not a repeat for me. I was ready to leave after 30 minutes.

People should stay and resist and not turn their country over to a demagogic criminal enterprise - but I guess that's easy to say from here. Who knows if we will end up in a similar situation with the big Orange Dufus. Our Federalism probably prevents it, but one never knows. Once Don Con gets desperate with the unmasking of the Russian hacking, who knows what he will try. The world is going somewhat crazy.

Istanbul is one of the great, beautiful cities in the world. Unfortunately Turkey has taken a serious turn for the worse under its current borderline Islamo-facist government. This is not the Istanbul of 5 years ago. The tragedy being inflicted on that country by Erdogan and his cronies is heartbreaking. Being scammed could be the LEAST of your problems. Have you seen the classic movie Midnight Express?

No one at Hush is straight! (Not that there would be anything wrong with that Great place.

His "hobbies" include spearfishing. What an unappealing jerk.

Uh. Well. I guess to each his own.

I haven't hired him, but I did text him once and he responded with a very confusing list of options that went WAY up in price. Since I didn't want to involve a lawyer to sort it all out, I passed. I think the new fourth photo is a clear sign to avoid in any case.

Italians migrated primarily to Argentina, not Venezuela. The current pope is Argentinian, not Venezuelan. Many Argentinians reference themselves as Italian because it is their heritage. For the record.

There would have been absolutely no point in staying longer if it was approaching winter. You would have starved like the Pilgrims. Provincetown is a good scene from Memorial Day to mid September. Other than that, it's going to be empty and pretty much closed down (except for a Halloween party or two). As far as "willing chaps", during the summer months the town is full of the willing. Not masseurs, but horny drunks under the Dick Dock and everyplace else.