You know, until your post, @Danny-Darko, I didn't make the connection between this image and the cropped version that I, too, have seen before (and now realize you included earlier in this thread). So thanks for your post.
A reasonable reaction, @Just Sayin. I think the only polite thing to do is offer to hold the camera for him while he finishes taking off his pants.
Then offer to hold the pants.
Then ask if there is anything else he'd like you to hold.