Mascgooddude

They're too big for my shirt pecs!
http://67.media.tumblr.com/042af0ad8914b7d29a6efc6b955a3711/tumblr_oc22k9fyEm1u1rnafo1_1280.jpg

One of the most fun things I've ever done was the 2015 NYC No-Pants subway ride. You are supposed to meet at a special location, join other riders, get a subway car assignment, and then board it. As you reach you assigned stop, those of you participating remove your pants, get off and stand on the ramp and board the next train to take you towards union square. The idea is to do all this with a straight face. You are supposed to bring a book or newspaper to look completely unfazed. Our organizer told us that if someone asked about our pants, we were just supposed to smile politely and state that we forgot them. They advise you wear nice undies but nothing offensive as part of the joke is to make it casual and cheeky. It was in January, so I wore a cock ring just make sure my package didn't suffer any public humiliation Fortunately, I did it with friends and watching others join in was a blast. Helps to be shameless!
 
Anyone else done it? I think there are like 6 other big cities that do it across the world. This year's ride was also in January but I missed. Some pix below from global passengers:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/08/article-0-0F62134700000578-925_964x636.jpg
http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1480508/no-pants-subway-ride.jpg
http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1480505/no-pants-subway-ride.jpg
http://darkroom-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/2015/01/AFP_Getty-536649134.jpg http://images.latintimes.com/sites/latintimes.com/files/styles/large/public/2014/01/13/no-pants-subway-ride_2.jpg?itok=xhL11GtF http://static.ibnlive.in.com/pix/slideshow/01-2013/in-pics-the/np-10-jan-15.jpg
http://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1418579/no-pants-subway.jpg

Oh, Lordy, Rio carnival on the train!
http://clubemetropole.com.br/sitemetro/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/homens.jpg

Another hot subway/train officer! Another Brazilian!
http://msalx.vejasp.abril.com.br/2012/10/18/2151/TFApt/lo3d4582.jpeg?1359647247

Big foot, big...book?
http://pontopessoal.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Captura-de-Tela-2015-03-06---s-11.30.55.png

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6f/4c/6b/6f4c6b95613aa7b4146240bd809b28e7.jpg

http://hk5h1jrb20jxth2s0b2jfj.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Blog16.png

True, you are a creative genius. I am not a fan of cats (although pussies are ok), but I love this thread.

A bit of irony here, while I was typing my message, one of my dogs jumped a 6 foot fence and led me on a 30 minute chase through the rain and into a wooded area where I was ankle deep in mud. So add, to Spay Neuter and Chip, get a dog that comes when you call and doesn't just ignore you despite the training she has had. Damned dog. No treats for her except for a day out of the rain. She did get toweled off and a nice fresh bed though. I am mad, not ungracious.

True, you are a creative genius. I am not a fan of cats (although pussies are ok), but I love this thread.

OMFG! I know the sign says "KEEP OFF", but let's go inside and have a threesome pecs...
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/cafbdae67afb53fb0ea4aea85dea1ae4/tumblr_obi1thTr291vy8sy1o1_1280.jpg

Walking the rails pecs...
 
http://67.media.tumblr.com/9fa3b6a34bbed4ad518b872029592166/tumblr_obi1spnMVf1vy8sy1o1_1280.jpg

http://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/9383747/740full-kayne-lawton.jpg

Painful expression pecs.
http://67.media.tumblr.com/ecba7a7a27dec167cd6230fe67d84e95/tumblr_nn6h1duXE41tkp6t9o1_1280.jpg

Gridiron pecs!
http://66.media.tumblr.com/480871f7d9372d4982399cf769328612/tumblr_odnlsxb46a1ssmjzlo1_540.jpg

It's been a while since I've done a verboten butt....
 
http://68.media.tumblr.com/aaf01b7450fe1bb08c17f8cef84222ca/tumblr_oekzepabxZ1s8uoayo1_540.gif
 
I like the tattoo on the guy's back.

Will the couch survive the onslaught butt...???
 
http://66.media.tumblr.com/cb37cde58cf766c406a1e3a8ff45e79e/tumblr_oeidtkSK5V1su1exso1_1280.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8pppy25KAbY/TwvakiNdhFI/AAAAAAAABps/B5csjgxDFyE/s1600/tumblr_lvuwkcJrVg1qauc1to1_1280.jpg

http://66.media.tumblr.com/f93d0185b53d3e63138f17fe04049a91/tumblr_nhl4q6UCa21s3ttn4o1_500.jpg

http://themenofgp2.typepad.com/.a/6a019103f20d3f970c01b7c8603bf1970b-800wi

Holding up the wall butt.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/ebefb8b606ebd191b08dcc5c9a3cf545/tumblr_oencxgMpKQ1uprc7ko1_1280.jpg

Roman bath butt.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/53130e6509eb2a59728281d31daf1d0a/tumblr_oeqda8c7h91r50b7io1_1280.jpg