Westcoaster

Average massage, detached, won’t make eye contact, not very friendly, HE was so mechanical I made him stop. Works in shorts or undies, teeeeeenie weenie. Doesn’t get turned on *at all*. Avoid. Sam

I think that’s cuz Russians aren’t super popular right now. But in the 5-min phone call He took during my massage I clearly heard a “spacibo” - which is Russian, not Polish. I got suckered in by the great reviews. Your mileage may definitely vary!

Ben & Barak. Years ago... saw a recent pic of Barak and he’s gone fullllllllll steroids.

Anyone take the plunge yet?

Anyone seen him? He’s really naturally handsome... I love his look. Sam

I saw him 2 yrs ago: really really nice guy. I thought the massage was great and the extras were a great surprise. Sam

FYI his ad used to say “thin and fit guys only” or something to that effect but now says “let me know your height and weight” - So heads up if you’re not a muscle boy. Sam

Looks Russian. ? Sam

I had the worst time with him... posted about it in another thread tho. Russian, dead in the eyes, totally phoned it in. Wanted to leave halfway through. Took a phone call and chatted for 5 mins right in the middle of my session. Sam

yeah, agreed - they’re all really good. And legit too, so don’t expect any extras. Killer massage tho. Sam

I don’t understand why you posted this. Sam

Never did, unfortunately.

He’s Kyle in another thread and apparently straight...

He’s in great shape as of the other day... killer body. But... dead inside. His massage was him doing circles on my back for an hour over and over until I said “could you do my legs please?” Truly awful. Sam

The weird thing is.... why??!?

I saw him and I had a really different experience than some of the other guys here. First, I don't know if he's really Polish - I'd guess Russian? He couldn't make eye contact, didn't talk much and just kinda grunted and mumbled, he was completely dead inside (that blank/detached/don't want to be there vibe you get from eastern euro guys on masseur finder sites) - it was really uncomfortable. Then his phone rang during the massage and he answered it and chatted for a few minutes. I did a 90-minute session and 30 mins in I wanted to run. He was nude but totally limp (and cold, actually...) - and it dawned on me partway through that "I think this guy is straight and he's one of those Russian muscle boys who's just doing it for the $$" - and then it all made sense. When it came time for the HE I actually stopped him (i was so NOT turned on at all) and he said "OK then we done." I get the YMMV thing, but seriously, this guy was just blank. I wouldn't repeat in a million years. And just FYI - there aren't any extras for those really high fees. I think you're just paying to be in the presence of his muscles. Total waste. Sam

There are a couple new MT’s on the schedule here... anyone try them out yet? Curious to know which team they’re on.... Sam

He’s straight.

Guys who are that huge always have small dicks. It’s the one stereotype that holds true 100% of the time. Sam

I’ve started saying (for a 90 min session) “I’m gonna set my phone timer for 85 minutes if that’s ok, just so I have a few minutes before we finish to start to wake up a bit.” Even with Zeel and soothe MT’s, who will often short you by 10 mins.

Yes - but honestly I wouldn’t have booked if I had seen an accurate picture. Very nice guy but his ad should have a current picture. Sam

Yeah I was expecting the 49-50ish daddy in the picture. Drastically different from the picture.

I saw him a couple months ago... good massage, extras, but that picture I think must be 5-10 yrs old. I’d guess him to be around 60 currently. Sam

Zeel and Soothe are actually really solid services: MT’s are licensed and legit and it’s a nice indulgence having them come to your house: when it’s done you can slip into a hot bath or go straight to bed. You won’t get a creeper showing up or anything. But if you have massage fantasies, it’s fun to wonder if it’ll go there or not. Sam

There’s something incredibly sexy about him - I think it’s the laid-back regular guy-ness of him. Anyone have any experience with him and extras? https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/27560/ Sam