Twit one, purl two? Ah, random thoughts.
Perhaps Alam's daddy is prettier than he is - would that be joyous or just unsettling?
Or maybe there's nothing to it and he won the Powerball or something. He could start hiring as well - would being a client for a (former) escort be a thing? It could be the base of a sitcom (on cable, of course):
"That's not how you suck a dick - geez, escorts today ... "
"Ha! We didn't have ab wheels back in my day. I used to use the spare tire from my car. Uphill, in the snow. Both ways."
"No one skips leg day in THIS house!"