Oliver

That's OH ........... IO !!!

Have seen photo #16 before - the two men are gorgeous!

Hmmph! This coming from "Mr. Pretzel".

He's doing well, just out of town for the weekend. Shadow says "ARF".

Wailing Wall Once again acting as surrogate for jackhammer - Wailing Wall A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in the town square. In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She goes to the Wailing Wall and there he is! She watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns to leave, she approaches him for an interview. "Rebecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?" "For about 50 years." "What do you pray for?" "For peace between the Jews and the Arabs, for all the hatred to stop, for all of our children to grow up in safety and friendship," the old man replied. "How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."

Hmmmph! So much for being your surrogate.

On behalf of jackhammer: As surrogate for jackhammer, I submit: Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.' The Irishman says: 'Turner Brown'?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!

Watch it, Buster! Careful who your calling an "Old Geezer" (even tho I am!). Some of us need some help after prostate cancer.

As evidenced by your review of Dane Scott today!

Thufferin Thucatash - I laughed mythelf thilly!

Just love puns! Per my father: "This could run into money", said the monkey as he peeed in the cash register.

... meeting people who share my interest in escorts and don’t find me some kind of pervert for doing so. What kind of pervert would you like to be when you grow up? }( It has been fun!!! ... this post makes 1000 for me. You are my role model! ;-)

$2.18 in Columbus ... and all four candidates were here over the weekend. They really want Ohio!

And he was my first!!! :9

Used to work in a bank (loooong time ago). In the customer base were these names: Waunta Diddle Ima Hoar Of course, there were also: Rolin Tennis Ball U. S. Peters