Not! Fortunately, neither was my wife. I liked to eat breakfast before dressing (still do); she got dressed before eating breakfast. Ergo- we never met at the breakfast table (which she set the night before) and therefore, did not have to speak to each other. Early on in our marriage when we were still having to save our pennies, I made the mistake of asking one morning what was in the lunch she had packed for me (I was totally spoiled). Her response: "Just take it and eat it!" That evening when we had both returned home from work, she told me "If you want to know what's in your lunch, ask me the night before."
She was a definite creature of habit (as am I). She laid out her clothes the night before, so she did not have to think about it in the morning. I threatened to mix up the order (tho never did) so that she would end up with her bra on the outside.
Every other April Fools Day she would put salt in the sugar bowl. She got me every time - I was never awake enough to be suspicious even when I stirred the coffee - it makes a different sound!
