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    Jake Burton

    Yes.
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    Jake Burton

    Another tattooing casualty. 😟
  3. Well...since you axed!
  4. Conversely, there is also an abundance of creepy young gay men out there. 😧
  5. The amazing legs take me past the tattooing. 😛
  6. The only time saw/heard Barbra Streisand live was her 1967 concert in New York's Central Park. It was magic. A few days later an insider informed me that the people around her begged her to cancel the concert because of an assassination threat against her that was taken very seriously by law enforcement, which addressed my curiosity as to why the start of the concert was delayed for so long.
  7. Anyone remember the Haymarket (47th Street and Eighth Avenue NYC) ? It was somewhat more dicey than Rounds, but it was a fun atmosphere with an abundant variety at reasonable price points.
  8. If there is an appreciable girth, it works for me. 🙂
  9. One of the bartenders at the legendary hustler bar named Stella's in New York told me the following joke that has stayed with me for decades: Two missionaries, while exploring a small island, were taken prisoner by a tribe of warriors and placed inside a tent. Presently, the tribe's chief and some warriors came into the tent and approached one of the missionaries with an ultimatum: "You have violated our territory. You may choose your punishment, chee-chee or death." The frightened missionary not knowing the meaning of chee-chee, but presuming it preferable to death, replied "I choose chee-chee." "Very well," said the chief, and the missionary was taken into a different tent filled with the tribes' warriors. Once inside the tent the missionary was stripped of his clothing, put upon, and fucked relentlessly all through the night. The next morning the missionary was returned to the tent holding the second missionary. The second missionary ran to him exclaiming "you look terrible, what did they do to you?" "They fucked me," he replied. "All night long they passed me from one to another." Presently, the chief and some warriors returned to the tent and confronted the second missionary. "You have violated our territory. You may chose your punishment, chee-chee or death." The second missionary, opting to preserve his dignity, replied "I choose death." "Very well" said the chief, "but first, chee-chee!"
  10. If you knew my thoughts, you would be terrified!
  11. That's not a massage, that's a mugging.
  12. Yes, Patricia Neway's singing of Climb Every Mountain is stellar. I am also impressed with the singing of that piece by "Hyacinth Bucket."
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