For whatever reason, bovines have recently captured my affection. However, from remembering my childhood days on a farm, I wouldn't want the responsibilities of caring for one.
I would reply with something on the order of:
"Hey dude",
I'm returning herewith your recent email, as it must have been intended for someone else, and I wouldn't want you to miss out on recovering your $50.00.
On one occasion of serving jury duty in NYC I heard a case in which someone was paid a paltry $700.00 to travel from Baltimore, MD to NYC to do a whack job. You get what you pay for, the victim survived.
From observations and experiences over my lifetime I have concluded that "forgive and forget" is a myth. At times there may be a smidgen of one or the other, but "forgive and forget" in totality...I doubt it.
Probably not the best application of the word "rescue." Just looking at the video, which can be deceiving, there appeared to be
near-by areas where the helicopter might have landed to take the victim aboard.
I'm always amazed by such artistic abilities. I am also surprised by the action taken at the baseball park. I presumed it was common knowledge that the decline in the honeybee population is a major concern in North American agricultural circles.