@Unicorn I would agree the up charge for licking an arm pit seems nuts. Good choice to move on. IMO providers have a right to set what they charge and we as consumers have a right to determine whether we agree to move forward or not.
On another completely unrelated note, I hate haggling/negotiating and I don’t do it at stores, in markets when I visit abroad or with providers. I know some people enjoy it and for some it’s a hobby but I hate it and to me it brings undue stress.