As a regular visitor to Paris I mostly use Planetromeo these days. Escupido seems to have a lot of guys listed still, but it is years since I used that site.
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."
UKtop reacted to Kevin Slater in Friday Funnies
