I have the feeling that the reviewer has a tendency of seeing the glass half empty...
Besides he says twice "I hate having to post this..." well, he certainly was nice enough not to offer Derek mouthwash.
A bodybuilder that doesn't get hard?
Some folks are ball sensitive, others have "wired" nipples. Ask your partner what turns you on, escorts aren't robots.
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