yes, the review makes no sense but the rant against the review being published exposes some issues and shows Collin is digging his reputation deeper and deeper. He doesn't even take time to clearly say what the review is a lie...
1st he's not 22... and 2nd he clearly doesn't know the difference between your and you're/you are.
Threatening is not a charming way to get more clients. He should have asked other regulars to review him and say the review is fake but threatening is a way to scare potential clients.
Vegas? Is he talking to the guy who wrote the review or the powers on here? At any case threatening is not right.