TruHart1

Tony, that reminded me of my other hot teacher in HS, who taught both history and driver's ed. (Why are driver's ed teachers always so hunky?) I never saw him out of his clothes but he had that linebacker build, big muscles, pushing his white dress shirt to its limits, though not yet heading to fat. Well, he either wore loose boxers or no underwear at all because to this day I remember vividly how I could see the outline of what appeared to be his very large soft cock in his dress pants! It was always there, every day, and it became somewhat logistically difficult for me to get up and leave after history class because I'd almost always have a raging hard-on from day-dreaming about his impressive dick when the bell rang!!! TruHart1

I guess male locker rooms have always been sexual places for me. After my young swimming pool locker room adventures, much later, in junior high, I had an assistant gym coach who was probably fresh out of college, maybe 23 to 25 years old! The words "brick shithouse" come to mind. As I recall, he was newly married (not sure how I heard that!) but I would actually dawdle getting my gym clothes off and heading to the shower so I could look into the coaches' office (it had glass on the upper half of the office wall on 3 sides) to see him turn around, peel off his running shorts, (they were short back then and he always taught in them) bend over, and then peel off his jockstrap, which he also always wore. I remember for the first time being fascinated with a man's butt and his was perfection. He would turn around and head to the shower and I'd check out his soft cock and that amazing undulating butt as he walked away. He was super masculine and became my main fantasy for many years when accessing my memory for my self-pleasuring private times! TruHart1

What I remember with fondness about Peter Lupus was his Playgirl centerfold! He was blessed with quite an impressive endowment and most of it was visible in that layout, enough so that it was the object of very serious and repeat studies during my (since I had not yet moved out of my folks home yet) private time!;) Lupus (as a bodybuilder) was especially attractive to me on Mission Impossible, but I also thought Greg Morris and Peter Graves were very attractive too! TruHart1

Hey BVB. Dan said he was going to upgrade to Internet Explorer 10 and YOU said the Geek Squad advised you to NOT upgrade to Windows 10, which is the newest upgrade to Windows still in beta testing last I read. Just wanted to make it clear that IE 10 (an internet browser) and Windows 10 (an operating system) are two completely different entities! To quote BVB: TruHart1

Well lately my IE has not played any tumblr videos at all...I need to check the "add-ons" setup, but never want to take the time, so I just open my Chrome and the tumblr vids work fine! (The first link leads to a hot rimming scene and the second one leads to the same guys, one being fucked quite energetically!) TruHart1

Hey BVB, is "I had to reboot." one of those leather code phrases? TruHart1

Oh thank goodness. It actually WAS difficult to believe. After all, no one knows what the square root of 16 is, right? LOL!!!:D:D TruHart1

Oh my. That's just sad Gman! I'm left wondering, just like Miss Vermont, is this a joke? Can that many people be that clueless? TruHart1

I am kind of curious if Lysol would work as well for guys as a butt cleaner ("kills germs and eliminates odors!") as it works as a douche for the ladies!!? TruHart1

An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis. TruHart1

No longer, Steven. Deej has corrected that. YOU are a Prince among men! :) TruHart1

LOL! I don't happen to be a beauty queen so I'll leave the answer to that particular question to all of them, Mr. Slater!!! TruHart1

Thank you, deej! I will correct that on my list. Truhart1

Hey BVB, please don't construe this as bragging but simply an explanation: What happened in my case is that a certain very active poster here said, in answering one of my posts, (and I quote) 'You should be named "Mister Congeniality of the Realm" because you're always nice to everybody.' Deej followed that with, "So it is said, so it is done. (We applaud the thoughtful effort.)" ...and I received the title. No one was more surprised than I was! Truhart1

Exactly, Unicorn! The "black hole" of the peerage here! No one has ever explained why this is either, although it gets noticed and brought up whenever the peerage levels are posted! [edited to say, No longer a black hole in the peerage, thanks deej!!] TruHart1

LOL, Boomer. If it was, you must have been only about 5 years old! I have to admit that I was fascinated at how much bigger adult's dicks were than my puny pre-pubescent penis so I doubt I would have been checking out a younger boy's dick (unless, of course you were blessed with an unusually big one!!! ) TruHart1

Hey Tony, here's the breakdown according to the number of posts you've made: 0 – 9 Newbie 10-24 Novice 25-49 Apprentice 50-99 Journeyman 100-249 Master 250-499 Knight 500-749 Lord 750-999 Baron 1000-1999 Viscount 2000-2999 Count 3000-3999 Earl 4000-4999 Marquess 5000-5999 Duke 6000-7499 Peer 7500-9999 Prince 10000+ Regent Don't ask specifically where I originally found this, as I think it was soon after I first joined the forum that one of the original members posted it and I decided to copy it so I could tell when I would get to the next peerage level! [Please forgive the edits wherein I have attempted to make this more accurate. The software will place you at the peerage level it was programmed to according to the number of posts you've made. BTW, there is NO black hole in the peerage!] TruHart1

Mine really awoke in the swimming pool locker room the summer I was about 9 years old. I spent more time standing at the piss trough faux-peeing, checking out the other dicks there and wandering in and out of the locker room changing area trying to see naked guys than I did swimming! I usually was dropped off by my mom around 10 am and stayed until almost dark. Don't get me wrong, I loved to swim in those days, but I found all the men on display inside to be absolutely fascinating even though I couldn't have expressed my reasons. I too never shared any of this with any adult because I felt it was somehow wrong! TruHart1

TruHart1 Triple Likes this! ROTFLMAO!!! Love it BVB! :D:D TruHart1

My question is, "Hu's on first?" TruHart1

...but please, no sex with Ms. Dolezal, that would be just too confusing on so many levels! (DISCLAIMER: My post is not meant to be discrimination against women, African Americans or any persons posing as same! ) TruHart1

My tastes have definitely changed from my younger years. I was always drawn the most to those masculine looking Marlboro Man types when I was a teenager and in my twenties. When I branched out years later to meeting and hooking up with closeted married men online, I usually enjoyed the beefier masculine types, like the former football linebacker who's become slightly out of shape. Twinks were never on my radar at all, at any age! Then I began hiring escorts and all of a sudden, I found myself enjoying sex with so many different types of guys! I now find that I enjoy men with defined swimmer's bodies, men who have built up their bulk to be competition body builders, average guy next door types who have cute faces and men who might seem average looking but who have great personalities! My entire life I have always sought out alpha males who feel comfortable being in charge. I still do not tend to be attracted to young twink types but have found myself immensely enjoying guys who are on the cusp, that is, just developing out of a twink body to a more defined (and therefore more masculine) swimmer's body! With this hobby giving me the ability to hire so many different men, all so varied in body-type and ethnicity, I actually do feel my life is now a banquet running the gamut from comfort food to haute cuisine with so many delightful and surprising adventures in between! I am enjoying the variety of men I find myself experiencing at this stage of my life more than ever before! Yes. My tastes HAVE evolved a lot over the years and I personally am absolutely enjoying the hell out of this great experience!!! TruHart1

Zhen, I believe it means we can state uncategorically that we, as happy clients, have all found our own particularly rewarding niche of this fringe of a fringe within this hobby!!! I know I have! TruHart1

Let's face it, this entire hobby is definitely more fringe than mainstream in every way!!! TruHart1