Chris Eisenhower

Chris….note my avatar. You don't have to stand up at all, pee right out the bottom, and still have fun!

Do you have one of those bent bottle pee things?

Chris, the larger the aircraft, the less you feel turbulence.

No more transcons on a Cessna for me!

Hell, half the time I can barely stand up straight to pee... let alone put on a full face of makeup.

I want to see a video that has some turbulence added.

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Those queens will tell you you're clothing, car, furniture, pet, hair style, shampoo, sheets, drapes, dates, eating habits, job, china, crystal, jewelry, toilet paper, bath towels and vacation spots are all wrong also.

Ding. Wear whatever the fuck you want.

I haven't moved in the last 5 hours, awaiting your report.....and it's Friday nite and a full moon. Which only means, I missing out on a whole lot of fun.

Four hours and seventeen condoms later...

He's a hottie. And a sweetheart.

Hmmm, I will have check these tattoos in person when I meet with Mr. Henry in about 90 minutes. I'll report back.

I am in Milwaukee. Coldest day in nearly 20 years. It has gone up to -11, that is the expected high today.

There's a sale on sleds and witch titties.

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

 

For the 15th or 20th time.

I tried reading that once and just could not get into it. I think the story about how the book was published is quite interesting.

From Wikipedia: "Director John Waters was interested in directing an adaptation starring Divine as Ignatius when Divine was alive."

Oh, if only.

I've been trying to get back into the habit of reading more than Wikipedia and the occasional copy of Entertainment Weekly.

Today I started a book that Prof Mitch gave me called "This Is Where I Leave You," which reminds me of another book I read a long time ago called "There Should Have Been Castles," the Herman Raucher. It's sad that book has never been made into a movie... if you can manage to get ahold of a copy, read it. Hilarious.

What's on your reading list for the remainder of summer and fall?

And also... is there anything we should steer clear of that just isn't worth the time or the money?

Other than those nasty ranch places on the outskirts of town.

Have you gotten hold of JJ?

Only in Palm Springs, and only one hand (Nate or Ace or Tyger had the other).

Yes, AZDR, I'm a newbie when it comes to all things Vegas. This is the first opportunity that I've had to go out there and other than Oceans 11-13 and Pawn Stars, I don't have much knowledge of the city.

Thanks to everyone for the suggestions... my friend and I are going to try to see at least a show and do some touristy stuff when we aren't being techno-geeks.

Definitely try to connect with Ace. He is a Vegas expert..

I have already talked to Ace. Want other perspectives too.

...so to speak.

Going out there for geeky professional reasons, but that doesn't mean I won't be a slut or a tourist.

Anything I should do/see/not miss for the world?

I ended up ordering Elbow Grease, which looks like a thick hand cream. Liquid silk is on my list too. I'm planning to wait until I use the lube, but I want to have some in my bag just in case.

 

Sorry for the 'jack; I wanted to avoid starting a thread unnecessarily.

Some of these can actually be purchased at Walgreens or CVS so you don't have to wait. And of course larger cities tend to have adult stores with a wide variety of types, Hustler Hollywood is good for having samples to test, buy the prices are higher.

Gun Oil Stroke 29[/url] or any of the other lubes meant specifically for hand jobs? They are supposed to be thicker/creamer and longer lasting than silicon or water based lubes that are meant for butts or vaginas.

I bought some Liquid Silk in NYC which looks like cum. It's a hybrid lube and works really well and looks really hot in certain areas. It's not the best tasting stuff, but hey.

What brand are you using, Chris?

 

I came across the same thing on a couple of occasions (the lube turns cloudy). I believe it was with Wet Original and once with something called Elbow Grease. My guess is that the lube turned off because of the ambient temperature or exposure to sun light, but don't quote me on that. I threw the bottle away, because there's no way fixing it.[/color]

This has happened with a variety of lubes, all of them water-based and some have been quite expensive. Regarding the miscibility issue, I don't pour one into the other or anything like that. I might put some directly on me/fingers/condom/them and then a little bit of the other in the same place. But the two lubes never touch at the source, so I can't figure out what is causing the problem, especially since it's a relatively recent one and has never happened outside of DC.

I also have the "leaky bottle" issue. I have had to resort putting plastic wrap in the tops of the bottles because it WILL come out if the bottle is not sealed, even when closed.

I don't have any oil-based lube, but I will try some with my non-latex condoms and see how it works. It seems so messy though.

Okay... so I've been using lube for quite a while now (by myself and as an escort), and have only recently come across this problem.

I've had a number of bottles of lube turn cloudy, with white floaty stuff (and no, it isn't cum) in it after being used. Sometimes it has happened when the bottle is almost empty, and other times when the bottle has only been used once.

The consistency of the lube changes, as though it's been curdled, and it separates and becomes very fluid and watery and doesn't maintain its slipperiness. I tried shaking it, thinking that it needed to mix back up. This doesn't work at all. I don't know if this is an issue of water and silicone mixing (I use both together at times), or if the batch has gotten contaminated with mold, my body chemistry, or what.

It's happened with a variety of lube brands and I haven't found anything online to suggest a solution.

Anyone else had this problem, and found a way to avoid or fix it? This shit is expensive and I don't want to ruin any more.

Unfortunately I'm not the greatest top, I have difficulty staying hard wearing a condom and yet am totally opposed to barebacking. Additionally I, like a couple other guy here, have never been comfortable bottoming. With the above two truths I have generally stuck to mutual oral without condom.

 

Over the years I have seen severa; porn bottoms who were totally in control. In those cases the top always seeeds to have a dazed express on his face as if he didn't know quite was happening to him. The bottom seemed to have a major itch and he appeared to be simply "using" the top to scratch it. Damn I have always envied those guys.

I bet some facial hair would make you hard.

I luv to botom....most guys I'm with want me to top.....makes me versatile ;-(

 

I find that Dom/Sub is a more accurate descriptor for my activites....even when toping, I am always a sub.

That's funny... even when bottoming I'm always dom.

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I've never hired him, but Juan Vancouver comes to mind. His thoughtful posts make me think he could put a newcomer at ease and yet still arouse maximum passion.

Between Juan and Nate Bruno, it would be a tough choice. Both are just awesome people.

I haven't hired a lot, but my first choice for this type of client would be Tyger from Portland. Just an amazing man all the way around.

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I've never hired (and I did actually try once), so technically I'm a newbie. And Tyger is supposed to be in PS.