Those are some "weighty" expectations for a "dating app".... Not sure most people on these apps have the same mindset as you ? When you contact someone in the middle of the night for a booty call, the last thing you want is inuendo, subtlety and flirtation. You want to fuck and suck NOW, and alot of people are not as specific, explanatory or revealing in their profiles.... But your respectful disagreement is heard and received, although i still think the original question you cite as hated is Valid. .